Being quite electronic savy myself, I found dead Li-Ion batteries do not respond well; however if it is "NiCad" or NiMH, what you should do if it is completely dead is to not put it in the freezer, it is wasting your time. Zap the terminals a few times with a large current; for any batteries under 12 volts, zap it with no more than 12 volts. For batteries upto 24 volts, zap them no more than 24 volts and do NOT reverse the polarities; you run the risk of burning out the fuses inside. A "Zap" can be 3 seconds, but sometimes as long as 10 seconds; start small.
If a battery has been sat dead for ages, the laptop charging circuit cannot deliver enough current to "wake up" the battery; hence the zap "charges" it the tiny bit to give it a leg-up, and burns away any conductive "whiskers" that may have formed inside the battery, degrading performance If you really want to zap a Li-Ion battery (and I do not recommend this as they can explode if the protective circuit is of poor quality), NO more than once for 3 seconds.
It will say somewhere on the battery the type. Even after revival life can not be guaranteed; sometimes you can get very close to the life when the battery was new, sometimes you get barely anything at all, depending on:
Internal Cell corrosion, Electrolyte leakage, conductive whiskers inside the battery causing it to short out. Be careful with the light bulb trick on Li-Ion batteries; if a cell is drained below 1.3 volts then a chemical reaction occurs rendering it useless. However the protective "smart" circuits should stop the drain on a laptop battery before this happens; so a total "Drain" and recharge could fix a dodgy reading of how much life is left for Li-Ion batteries. For Ni-Cd or NiMH batteries which have been zapped, a complete drain (0.0v), zap, charge can be attempted if a zap alone does not improve it.
If you want to store a battery for an extended time:
Li-Ion Batteries should be stored at 40% charge, cold-storage reccomended (fridge inside a bag) if it is not going to be used for a year or more as the capacity of them will degrade within 1 - 3 years regardless of weather it is used or not. Fully charge will increase speed of degradation, storing empty might screw up the "smart" circuit inside the battery if it drains too far.
Store NiCd or NiMH batteries fully charged; storing them cold is not needed.
I hope this helps! If you need any more help, PM me!
