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...was that yappy little dog in SotL.

I have friends who are launching a website in August.

It is registered as WWW.Itsajokepeople.com

It is going to feature...nay EXPLOIT dark humor.

They asked me to write something for them.
(and I can't do it because my computer dumpped all my work last spring, I haven't recovered it all and I'm being a poor sport about it...)

But, I'm really busy with work and getting two projects started so I suggested we throw it out there...here.

In order to fit the format it needs to be between 300 and 500 words.

...and it needs to be from the viewpoint of 'Precious' the yappy poodle dog in 'Silence of the Lambs'.

Does Precious hate Jame Gumb? Does Precious 'wuv his psycho master'?

...Is Precious telling 'Bill' what to do. What is up with this dog anyway?

Watch the movie.

SUBMIT to [email protected] (The website is not up yet but the guys from 'And Whatever Concept Works' own www.itsajokepeople.com...
so it will be going directly to the perverts...ahhh weirdos who will read it.

I suggested that they pay a penny a word and I think they will do it.

I have no idea about writing contracts or rights, but I'm going to find that out. If you have worked with a specific contract before and you have a copy it may be you can re-write it to fit.

We'll see...we'll see


Precious.


You up to it, Hounds?
 
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It puts its fingers on the keyboard.

It does this whenever it is told.
 

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Did I mention that we're trying to launch by August?

Yeah...well...YEAH!!!

But...because I have a certain amount of *cough* leverage*cough* in this situation, the website won't be launched until we have the story.

(Unless they decide to launch it with a page of one-liners..or...an old turkey of mine called 'Last Hope in the Andes'.

You people do not want 'Last Hope'.....



...or...I could kill Haggis again..

Come on folks...don't make me give up my exciting job of writing text and press releases for a website that no one ever sees to write dark humor for a website that actually may be wildly sucessful.....


I'm LAZY!

You do it.

***runs before the woman(s)(es) who inherited the whip realizes I'm here***:tongue
 

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To you Hounds who may not be familiar with our cuddly sociopathic fairy, Jaycinth is not only one of the Humor mods, she is also the former Dominatrix of the Horror Hound Weekend Report thread. Why not humor her with a few words about Precious? It's safer to humor her. Really. You wouldn't like her when she pouts.
 

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You, it makes happy. The rest of us....

Ted! Go for it, my man. Jay might even toss in a basket full of lotion. You never know.


ETA: Jay. It fixes the link. It does this whenever it is told to.
 

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Hey, this is still open. Launch has been moved back until September 1 because some of the merchandise is not yet here. (no mdse, no pictures, nor pictures no website)

email [email protected].

reference Precious and/or Jaycinth said...
 
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