I love Vonnegut's work, but I don't know what the semicolon ever did to him.
It seems like he just didn't understand what they are for; at least from his definition: transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing.
And if it's true that: All they do is show you've been to college, should I use even more of them to give the illusion that I didn't drop out? I mean, do they show I enrolled, or do they show I got a degree?
Whatever; all of it, I guess, so I'll keep using them. I like people to think I've been to college. I wish Vonnegut had said semicolons show you've been to the moon!