Enchantée!

Lisa von Lempke

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Goodness - I almost forgot to introduce myself, after having been here over a week. So rude of me!

Where shall I begin?

I do very little in the day time. And even less in the night time. I do, however, share the intricacies of my complex love life with the world at large, by publishing my letters on a so called "weblog". I don't know much about the modern world and its electronic conveniences, and indeed try to find out as little as I can, about it. Thoughts of such prosaic matters drown out the inspiration, I always say. And one needs inspiration to encounter, admire and, frequently, physically partake of as many men as I have, in my life.

That was a dreadfully awkward sentence, I'm so sorry. But I've been up all night, due to a shrimp cocktail that should've been refrigerated properly, in this season, but wasn't. Let me not go into the details of it, it would horrify you.

If you wish to be educated on matters of love, do visit the weblog sometime, at lisaslovelifeinletters. And make sure you leave a little note for me - I do so like to get feedback!

Lisa
 

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Consider yourself introduced, but please leave the room if that shrimp cocktail acts up again.


Richard
 

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Welcome, Lisa...Best Wishes with your writing goals at your interesting website.
 

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Thank you all, dear people.

Jamie, especially, for having summoned 22 (rather strange looking) people to welcome me.

Richard, fear not the shrimp cocktail - it has done its evil work. So unflattering, the eructation of partially absorbed foodstuffs...Even mentioning it is vulgar, and I apologize. It is behind us - let us not speak of it anymore. We must now look to the future.

Will look at all of your websites - till later, good people!
 

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I like your work ethic. Very ... um ... well, you know what I mean.
 

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Take some time and read the Newbie Guide and the Stickies found
at the top of Forum pages. They are your best guide to learning about
Absolute Write.



Members who want to start a thread in Share Your Work to have work critiqued need
50 posts. So take some time to greet fellow newbies, critique other members’
works, or join a discussion.
 

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Welcome to AW. Hope you enjoy your stay with us.
How do you like your popcorn?

If you go to the bottom of the page to the ‘forum jump’ you can scroll down and find all the areas of this place. Most of the SYW areas require the password of ….vista. A word to the wise, (50 posts), it would be a good idea to participate first in helping others before you think about posting your own work. After you have been around here for awhile, then post something of your own for help. Good luck.
 

Lisa von Lempke

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Welcome to AW. Hope you enjoy your stay with us.
How do you like your popcorn?

If you go to the bottom of the page to the ‘forum jump’ you can scroll down and find all the areas of this place. Most of the SYW areas require the password of ….vista. A word to the wise, (50 posts), it would be a good idea to participate first in helping others before you think about posting your own work. After you have been around here for awhile, then post something of your own for help. Good luck.

Popcorn? There was popcorn handed out? Nobody gave me any! I'm disappointed.

As for work - I do intend to have my Esoteric Poems published, one day. For writing them, however, I haven't yet found the time.
 

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I do hope that's not irony...so many people seem to be ironic when they talk about my work ethic. I never understand why.

I don't do irony very well; or ironing, for that matter. Ironic, isn't it?