name calling

Fruitbat · May 22, 2011

I guess this is not exactly erotica but it is off-color, so.

What are your favorite names to call people? I mean, if you were reading something, what mean name would just crack you up?

Fruitbat · May 22, 2011

Really, I think the standard dirty ones are often kind of boring, they're overdone and just lack pizzazz sometimes.

I am partial to chowder head.

Fruitbat · May 22, 2011

I also enjoy referring to people as "tampons."

Pie face?

Shit head?

You people are being no fun at all. :e2moon:

sailor · May 22, 2011

Tiddly looking harp

An expression I heard in Halifax years ago and that stuck with me. Simply mean good looking woman.

Evelyn · May 22, 2011

A woman I worked with years ago called her boyfriend a "sperm whale" during an argument.

I just about died laughing.

c.m.n. · May 23, 2011

"douche bag" still overused, but cracks me up...

I'm still quite particular to fart knocker myself LOL

Underthelivingmoon · May 23, 2011

fucktard, a pimple on the ass of humanity

I called my ex an inbred, redneck hillbilly

Ambri · May 31, 2011

Well, I have one character call someone a "fuckin' son of a whorin' dingo." In real life, I think I called someone a "nose booger with a side of maggot fries."

cryaegm · May 31, 2011

I call people asshats, but only if they really are asshats.

My sisters would have name calling wars. My oldest sister called my other sister a saber tooth crotch critter.

HarryHoskins · May 31, 2011

Cunty-bollocks or Cunty-chops.

However, those are usually reserved for Xmas dinner with my parents. If I am in more polite society then fart features, slormgorm or numpty may more likely be employed.

Feral_Sophisticate · May 31, 2011

My ex often gets (not to her face, naturally) the "that fucking passive/aggressive cow"... Sometimes I substitute another "c" word for "cow", and my girlfriend doesn't object (though she normally hates to hear that word).

I find those outbursts rather therapeutic...

tedi.s · Jun 18, 2011

I hear a lot of "Monkey Fu**er" come out my hubby's mouth when he discusses work, and it always makes me laugh.
The other that always does me in is when I reminisce to my son's first sentence he said "too-pid mamaw!". Not really a name but boy was it funny.
Maybe you had to be there.

dangerousbill · Jun 19, 2011

sailor said:
Tiddly looking harp

An expression I heard in Halifax years ago and that stuck with me. Simply mean good looking woman.

Makes sense. I remember from my time in the RCN reserves in the 1960s, the term 'pusser' meant uniforms or anything else issued by the Navy, from boots to condoms.

'Tiddly' meant a uniform specially tailored in one of the civilian shops in Halifax. If you 'looked tiddly', it meant a neat and attractive uniform. I can see how the term would expand to mean anything that looked attractive.

sailor · Jun 19, 2011

dangerousbill said:
Makes sense. I remember from my time in the RCN reserves in the 1960s, the term 'pusser' meant uniforms or anything else issued by the Navy, from boots to condoms.

'Tiddly' meant a uniform specially tailored in one of the civilian shops in Halifax. If you 'looked tiddly', it meant a neat and attractive uniform. I can see how the term would expand to mean anything that looked attractive.

Yep, pretty much that. I'd had a couple of pusser neats when I posted that so the explanation was needed. Thanks

C. G. Hagy · Jun 19, 2011

I've always been a fan of bastard myself. It's all in the inflection.

You bastard!

or

Those poor bastards...

pandora · Jun 19, 2011

"oh, he/she's just being a dink--"

Feral_Sophisticate · Jun 19, 2011

I guess I kind of cater my english heritage, when I sometimes consider someone an annoyance, I drop the "c" word on 'em (yes, it's useful for men and women).

Or I call them a douchebag. Both work.

dangerousbill · Jun 19, 2011

Feral_Sophisticate said:
Or I call them a douchebag. Both work.

Not sure why this word is an insult. After all, the bag is the clean end of the apparatus. On the the other hand, calling someone a 'douche nozzle' lacks a certain je ne sais quoi.

Bookewyrme · Jun 19, 2011

I call my dog both "dinkus" and "fuzz-butt" when she's being silly and/or annoying. :tongue

pandora · Jun 19, 2011

When I worked in restaurants, the C-word was a great expression on saturday nights for the mayhem and accompanying frustration and irritation--I'm a huge fan. I had to stop using it when I changed jobs to an office enviroment.

C. G. Hagy · Jun 19, 2011

dangerousbill said:
Not sure why this word is an insult. After all, the bag is the clean end of the apparatus. On the the other hand, calling someone a 'douche nozzle' lacks a certain je ne sais quoi.

This is why I prefer the simple "Douche".

Victoria · Jun 21, 2011

I call the kids on my bus monkey turds. They think it's funny.

Voyager · Jun 21, 2011

Knuckle dragging, monkey fisting, mouth breather....that was therapeutic.

MargueriteMing · Jun 22, 2011

Ever since the L Word, I've liked vagina wig, don't ask me why.

Then there is fucktard, always a good one, the combination of fucker and retard, in one package.

Sometimes I say a person has their head so far up their ass they are suffering from oxygen deprivation.

If I feel like being blunt, I shorten that one down to "shit-for-breath".

Finally, there is pigfucker. Let's you insult the girlfriend, too.

Fruitbat · Aug 1, 2011

I like to tell people to go lay down, like you'd say to a dog.

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