Hey, we need some new threads

Victoria said:

Just sayin'. I don't really have any questions or anything to point out other than that. I'm bored. And pitiful. Hungry, too. Surely someone has something to say. Right?

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How about this--

If you knew the world was coming to an end would you try to have as much sex as possible?

I agree, we definitely need some new threads. Or at least people posting.

I would not have sex with someone else nor would I permit my husband too. I enjoy having sex with my husband. If I knew the world was coming to an end, I would spend the day with my husband and children doing something fun.

In our spirited locker room years ago, can remember talk around our team being split into two distinct groups where it concerned sex. We were either a "Namath"(Joe) or "Staubach" (Roger). Both these men were professional football players, starring at the quarterback position with the Dallas Cowboys (Staubach) and New York Jets (Namath) respectively. The more reserved Staubach once quipped he liked women as much as the high-profile Namath did, but chose to love them one at a time. Guess my point is sex is a good thing, and Namath may have to resort to the Staubach method if the world actually was coming to an end, 'cause one in the hand is better than two in the bush.

rhymegirl said:

If you knew the world was coming to an end would you try to have as much sex as possible?

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You mean, as opposed to sorting out the mess on my desktop, or straightening out my neglected relationship with the Almighty, or getting the steering pump fixed on my car?

I think sex would probably come up tops on the list.

It depends, too, on whether the world is ending next Tuesday or in 2014 or what. My behavior will be different if it's all over in a few days versus a few years.

There've been a lot off good movies in which the world as we know it ending is a great plot point, and people's behaviors serene, desperate, needy, selfless--the whole gamut. And yeah, they have more sex as the Big Day approaches.

Maryn, who probably would take risks of every kind

Victoria said:

I wonder what single people would do, run down the road begging for someone to fuck them before they die? Reminds me of that movie, can't remember which, that everyone thinks the world is ending and this chick is holding a sign that says, 'I don't want to die a virgin.' As I recall, no one was standing in line.

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Being single, I would probably open up that decanter of over-proof, pusser rum that I have and get sloshed. Thick, syrupy stuff that was once given out as daily tots on naval vessels.

By the by, the world is coming to an end this weekend. The Cubs are playing the Red Sox at Fenway.

The world will only end this weekend if the Sox lose. Otherwise, we're good.

If the world was coming to an end, I'd probably be too occupied trying to figure out a way to save my kids to think about sex with my husband...I'm a worrywart like that. But if my kids were taken care of, you'd better believe I'd be dragging hubby to the nearest bed and taking all sorts of liberties with his body.

I'm single and I don't have kids, so I suppose if I knew the world was going to end soon (say after a long weekend) I suppose I would go bar-hopping and try to find some cute, witty lesbian to waste away my final days with. I don't drink, but I guess that would be a good place to meet people- unless you can find a naughty girl at the library (my usual hangout) lol.

It would be a fine time to try out any kinks that you were too embarrassed to admit that you were interested in. *Ooh, that would be a fun topic to start*

Except the last day- I would have to kick my 'date' out and spend the rest of the time with my mom

As the mom of an adult daughter, may I say, "Awww!"?

Maryn, finding that hard to punctuate

Maryn said:

As the mom of an adult daughter, may I say, "Awww!"?

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Well, my mom is pretty awesome. She's a graphic artist so sometimes she gets a bit silly and makes inappropriate clip art- cracks me up everytime Also I caught her checking out those naughty pictures that Brett Farve sent on his cell phone so that automatically made her about 50% cooler- lol

Gee, I let my daughter read some of my erotica. It was a toss-up whether I was cool or ruining her fragile young mind.

Or both.

Maryn, who has few secrets from anybody

Maryn said:

Maryn, who probably would take risks of every kind

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See, this is what I'm thinking, too.

I've led a pretty safe, cautious life. But KNOWING the world is coming to an end or perhaps if I knew I was dying in 3 months, well, that's something else. It would be time to do something risky.

The world won't end tomorrow. Even if it gets smacked around by a big asteroid, Terra will pretty much stay in one piece. Even if it gets broken up by an even bigger asteroid, the pieces will probably fall back together again. And if a gamma ray burst comes our way, there's really no fighting it.

'End of the world' predictions should focus on what they're really about:
the end of humanity. Which is a lot more fragile than the big round rock we live upon. My only concern for this weekend (and other such predictive 'endings') is that some religious nutbag will try to speed things up. It's a short leap from airline hijackers and abortion-clinic bombers to someone cooking up a plague or trying to start a big war so that God Can Sort Them Out. It's a noble goal to live your life as if every day might be your last. Less noble to institutionalize that resolve into unreasoning terror and cultural extortion.

I saw a great bumper sticker recently on my way to work. (You'll need the background of the 'Left Behind' novels, a series of badly-written sf about the Rapture.) In the same cover font and dark, stormy colors as the Left Behind books, this bumper sticker just said LEAVE, ALREADY.

My thoughts, exactly.

This evening, the SO and I are drinking some very good wine, watching some science programming, and listening to John Lennon's 'Imagine.'

Maryn said:

Gee, I let my daughter read some of my erotica. It was a toss-up whether I was cool or ruining her fragile young mind.

Or both.

Maryn, who has few secrets from anybody

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I think that's cool on both your parts- you willing to let your daughter see your filthy mind (lol) and her actually being able to read it without saying 'Mom, oh my god..."

I can't imagine ever letting my mom read my erotica

My theory about why we are always lacking for threads in this forum is that even though we all write erotica, we are a diverse group that doesn't agree about what's hot to write or read about. There even seem to be several people saying in the "give up writing or reading?" thread that they don't read erotica at all. (I read erotica every day if I can find anything worth reading, so I have a hard time imagining not wanting to read any.)

This evening, the SO and I are drinking some very good wine, watching some science programming, and listening to John Lennon's 'Imagine.'

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Fil, you don't happen to have a brother, do you?

Seriously, though, I don't get this whole "end of the world" thing. I'm not much interested in whether it should have ended 6 PM Saturday, or December 21st of next year, or whatever all these nuts and pseudo-prophesies say. Who cares? If it's coming, there's damn little we can do about it, right? So why worry . . .

ahem, end of threadjack, sorry.

I guess if I knew in advance the world was ending, I'd . . . go to some public park and take off all my clothes and sun myself . . . maybe try to encourage some others to partake in a good ol' fashioned orgy. Provided the weather cooperated, of course.

Oi, Ambri. Brothers? I have three of them, and they're crazier than I am.
'Nuff said.