We have visitors again

Haggis · Mar 28, 2011

It seems there's an interloper in our presence. A thread purporting to be a Comedy Cabaret, just visiting us on a whim. Don't you think we should give them a nice Horror Hound welcome? I mean, why would we want anything even remotely funny in our home?

Go forth and kill it.

Jaycinth · Mar 28, 2011

You are gross and perverted.

I swear as Dagon itself is my witness that I shall hunt down your spectre and spray it with frozen hydrogen mist and deconstruct it and reduce the remaining atoms to oddly pulsating electrons and Jimmy Neutrons and eat the result and incorrently digest it and force it out of my nehter regions and feed it to Dagon and laugh and dance as he be-shI**'s it self befor C'thulhu eats it all and f*rts it out in the middle of a '**8goes to White Castle' movie.

Got it??!Q!!//??

And my future meathead-pollock son-in-law...too!!!

Calla Lily · Mar 28, 2011

I have a very sharp knife, a wok, soy sauce, garlic, and scallions.

Comedians for dinner, anyone?

Haggis · Mar 28, 2011

Jaycinth said:
You are gross and perverted.

I swear as Dagon itself is my witness that I shall hunt down your spectre and spray it with frozen hydrogen mist and deconstruct it and reduce the remaining atoms to oddly pulsating electrons and Jimmy Neutrons and eat the result and incorrently digest it and force it out of my nehter regions and feed it to Dagon and laugh and dance as he be-shI**'s it self befor C'thulhu eats it all and f*rts it out in the middle of a '**8goes to White Castle' movie.

Got it??!Q!!//??

And my future meathead-pollock son-in-law...too!!!

Geeze, Jay. You did that last time. Can't you come up with anything new?

Jaycinth · Mar 28, 2011

callalily61 said:
I have a very sharp knife, a wok, soy sauce, garlic, and scallions.

Comedians for dinner, anyone?

It's a Roast!!!!

**do a little dance...cut a little slice..get down tonight..!!!**

Whoo hoo!!!!

I dunno...woks happenen you!!!

***Sharpens kinves***

.....better beware of buffalo bill...buffalo bill...

Haggis · Mar 28, 2011

callalily61 said:
I have a very sharp knife, a wok, soy sauce, garlic, and scallions.

Comedians for dinner, anyone?

Go for it. But leave the Chihuey alone. He's a particular favorite of mine.

Jaycinth · Mar 28, 2011

Haggis said:
Geeze, Jay. You did that last time. Can't you come up with anything new?

Gee....I could put on a sailor suit.......

Jaycinth · Mar 28, 2011

Haggis said:
Geeze, Jay. You did that last time. Can't you come up with anything new?

....and sharpen.

The.

:e2brows:

Knives.

Haggis · Mar 29, 2011

callalily61 said:
I have a very sharp knife, a wok, soy sauce, garlic, and scallions.

Comedians for dinner, anyone?

What's your side dish?

Bmwhtly · Mar 29, 2011

Jaycinth said:
Gee....I could put on a sailor suit.......

I vote nurses uniform!

*Does a deal with the forces of Darkness to release the being of unspeakable terror into the cabaret*

cray · Mar 29, 2011

Bmwhtly said:
I vote nurses uniform!

*Does a deal with the forces of Darkness to release the being of unspeakable terror into the cabaret*

holy #^%&!

he's going to bring quickwit back!
:gone:

Bmwhtly · Mar 29, 2011

I said a creature of unspeakable terror, not a wanker.

cray · Mar 29, 2011

in fairness, he has said many times that he prefers to be known as a douche.

Haggis · Mar 29, 2011

Bmwhtly said:
I said a creature of unspeakable terror, not a wanker.

Rebekah7 · Mar 29, 2011

callalily61 said:
I have a very sharp knife, a wok, soy sauce, garlic, and scallions.

Comedians for dinner, anyone?

I write horror and comedy. Should I start eating myself?

LaurieD · Mar 29, 2011

Haggis · Mar 29, 2011

Rebekah7 said:
I write horror and comedy. Should I start eating myself?

See, I have that problem myself. *passes Rebekah a piece of arm*

LaurieD · Mar 29, 2011

FOTSGreg · Mar 29, 2011

Darned roaches <brings out nuclear weapon>.

It's the only way to be sure. Of course, we're not quite in orbit, but I say "Damn the torpedoes!"

TedTheewen · Mar 29, 2011

The nice thing about using viral warfare, like ebola, is that when you sit down to eat it is already partially digested for you.

Comedians, from experience, taste pretty good. There's a saltiness from the ham, some gooeyness from the cheese and sometimes they die on stage and you don't have to lift a finger.

Oh, dammit! I went and got drool all over my keyboard...

Bmwhtly · Mar 30, 2011

Well, the intrudulators have gone. Leaving behind nothing but some broken glass, a couple of empty kegs, that passed-out barmaid with vomit in her hair and a slight feeling of dissapointment.

Haggis · Mar 30, 2011

Buncha cowards. Snuck off in the middle of the night.

cray · Mar 30, 2011

i ain't leaving.

Haggis · Mar 30, 2011

*prepares nOObecue pit*

cray · Mar 30, 2011

*puts on bib*

mmmm, yum,....i love bbq noobs!

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