A Haiku because of a dare

regdog · Feb 3, 2011

I played Truth or Dare in Office Party. As a result I have composed a haiku about my love and attraction to QuickWit.

How I love Quick Wit
His fur makes me sneeze a lot
I squeeze him all day

kayleamay · Feb 3, 2011

Damn. I should have included a disclaimer.

cray · Feb 3, 2011

that was terrible.
i'm sorry to report it
but it's very true.

Angie · Feb 3, 2011

How horrifying
I wonder if there's a cure
for this obsession?

regdog · Feb 3, 2011

kayleamay said:
Damn. I should have included a disclaimer.

I'm glad you didn't. I wouldn't want the poetry regulars to think I was being a jerk or making fun of them

dpaterso · Feb 3, 2011

Thread closed on request, tho' Poetry forum mods may decide otherwise!

-Derek

poetinahat · Feb 3, 2011

This is more of a game thread, so I've moved it to the main Poetry forum. Otherwise, it's pushing a genuine crit-seeking poem off the front page.

Priene · Feb 4, 2011

Stuff like this often seems to wash up on the Poetry Forum. I suggest rewriting it for Erotica SYW.

quickWit · Feb 4, 2011

Can you feel the love? I can.

I can feel the love.

:heart:

kdnxdr · Feb 4, 2011

stroking fur, sparks fly
love can be a punishment
baring one's desire

Angel_Faerie · Feb 4, 2011

These Haikus are hilarious. Thanks for the entertainment, guys! :ROFL:

blacbird · Feb 4, 2011

I would never
write a haiku because of
a dare someone made.

kdnxdr · Feb 5, 2011

reluctant poets
stagger under syllables
carrying a load

poetinahat · Feb 6, 2011

I think this one's run its course.

Let's make this thread the last of its kind, thanks.

A Haiku because of a dare

regdog

The Scavengers

kayleamay

I'm on the phone.

cray

Superior Life form

Angie

Shaddup and lemme think.

regdog

The Scavengers

dpaterso

Also in our Discord and IRC chat channels

poetinahat

Numbers are beautiful

Priene

Out to lunch

quickWit

Totally Ninja!

kdnxdr

One of the most important people in the world

Angel_Faerie

Type, Read, Delete, Think...

blacbird

kdnxdr

One of the most important people in the world

poetinahat

Numbers are beautiful