Funny literary mistakes

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I am preparing a seminar on how to avoid anomalies in consistency, space, or time in writing. I was partly inspired by some things that were submitted to us, but I can't use those for legal reasons. Instead, I would like to use examples from literature and popular fiction. I am talking about mistakes such as this one from Robinson Caruso by Daniel Defoe:

A little after noon I found the sea very calm, and the tide ebbed so far out that I could come within a quarter of a mile of the ship. And here I found a fresh renewing of my grief; for I saw evidently that if we had kept on board we had been all safe—that is to say, we had all got safe on shore, and I had not been so miserable as to be left entirety destitute of all comfort and company as I now was. This forced tears to my eyes again; but as there was little relief in that, I resolved, if possible, to get to the ship; so I pulled off my clothes—for the weather was hot to extremity—and took the water. But when I came to the ship my difficulty was still greater to know how to get on board; for, as she lay aground, and high out of the water, there was nothing within my reach to lay hold of. I swam round her twice, and the second time I spied a small piece of rope, which I wondered I did not see at first, hung down by the fore-chains so low, as that with great difficulty I got hold of it, and by the help of that rope I got up into the forecastle of the ship. Here I found that the ship was bulged, and had a great deal of water in her hold, but that she lay so on the side of a bank of hard sand, or, rather earth, that her stern lay lifted up upon the bank, and her head low, almost to the water. By this means all her quarter was free, and all that was in that part was dry; for you may be sure my first work was to search, and to see what was spoiled and what was free. And, first, I found that all the ship’s provisions were dry and untouched by the water, and being very well disposed to eat, I went to the bread room and filled my pockets with biscuit, and ate it as I went about other things, for I had no time to lose. I also found some rum in the great cabin, of which I took a large dram, and which I had, indeed, need enough of to spirit me for what was before me. Now I wanted nothing but a boat to furnish myself with many things which I foresaw would be very necessary to me.

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So, our hero stuffed his pockets with food long after having taken off his clothes!

This is a very good example of that. I am looking for similar examples that I can use in this seminar. Does anyone have any suggestions?
 

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I slipped Grace Slick past an agent and an editor as black :D

When I realized it, we laughed at the line. It was ridiculous

I meant Grace Jones
 

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Maybe Robinson Caruso is the musical adaptation?
 

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He was Enrico's second cousin. Couldn't sing worth a damn.

Love ya, Douglas Preston, but in The Codex, the precious book of everyone's desiring ends up in the middle of a bridge that collapses, yet somehow appears in the hands of the heroes on the shore. I have no idea how it got from Point A to Point B. (I had someone else read the pertinent section to tell me what I was missing -- she said she couldn't figure it out either. Maybe someone else can enlighten us both.)