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StephieM
10-06-2005, 10:01 PM
This is off the subject, my mom sent it to me, thought I'd share. It gave me a good laugh. :ROFL:


9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their butts!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb***?

Steph

rickdemille
10-06-2005, 10:08 PM
I really enjoyed that - I feel exactly the same.

Rick

Joe Calabrese
10-06-2005, 10:31 PM
How about adding another to keep it on topic.

10. Newbie screenwriters write, "If I post my script here, how do I know someone won't steal it?" I would reply, "Same reason I don't look in dumpsters for lobster dinners."

Rainy Night
10-07-2005, 12:02 AM
Here's my pet peeve -

11. People who say "can I be honest with you" or "honestly" before they tell you something. Does this mean they've been lying to me all along?

Enigma
10-07-2005, 01:54 PM
:Clap: :Clap: :Clap: :Clap:

I desperately needed a laugh this morning, and you came through.

Thanks for sharing....

scripter1
10-07-2005, 07:06 PM
Guests who ask "may I borrow your bathroom."

I guess so but you'll have a hell of a time fitting it through the front door and I'll need it back in a few hours.

JenniferShay
10-07-2005, 10:56 PM
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

This is so me...

WritingFool
10-08-2005, 10:01 PM
Dont forget the all time drive a guy crazy question every girl has asked their guy
"Are you asleep?"

dpaterso
10-09-2005, 12:39 AM
Trust me, better "Are you asleep?" than "Are you finished yet?"

-Derek
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