I think reading depressing books helps me maintain a positive outlook. When things get really bad, at least I can never say I was cast away by my family after being attacked to live a hurt, confused rag-quilt life (We Were The Mulvaneys).
Or I've never had to wander around a post-apocalyptic burnt world with a small child in tow, avoiding cannibals with only two bullets (The Road).
Or I've never had to muse on the awfulness of my infidelity while trapped in a car/sauna with a small child by a rabid St Bernard (Cujo).
Life is pretty damn good. I'm surfing the net, watching a really awful film and drinking tea. It would make a terrible novel but makes for an awesome existence.
What terrible situations are you glad you're not in right now?
Or I've never had to wander around a post-apocalyptic burnt world with a small child in tow, avoiding cannibals with only two bullets (The Road).
Or I've never had to muse on the awfulness of my infidelity while trapped in a car/sauna with a small child by a rabid St Bernard (Cujo).
Life is pretty damn good. I'm surfing the net, watching a really awful film and drinking tea. It would make a terrible novel but makes for an awesome existence.
What terrible situations are you glad you're not in right now?
