Comedy Cabaret Post Christmas, Hanukkah, Solstice, Festivus Let Down Thread

quickWit said:

*farts*

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cray said:

how about:

"kick qw in the bingos whenever you see him because he is a total db 100% of the time and therefore there is NO time that it isn't appropriate to kick him in the bingos."



that sounds fancy too, eh?

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cray said:

how about:

"kick qw in the bingos whenever you see him because he is a total db 100% of the time and therefore there is NO time that it isn't appropriate to kick him in the bingos."



that sounds fancy too, eh?

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Haggis said:

Yeah, but we don't have the title space.

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cray said:

you're a like chatty cathy doll.

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quickWit said:

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

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quickWit said:

*farts*

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Leukman said:

Dawg dammit, knock that off. You're freakin me out. You sound like my x.

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quickWit said:

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

*farts*

*founces*

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quickWit said:

*farts*

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Stew21 said:

I went to Cleveland.

While I was there I went to the rock n roll hall of fame.

But the best part of my trip was going to the house where A Christmas Story was filmed.

Unfortunately it was late, after a couple a'beers, and the photo I took only shows the leg lamp in the front window.

the gift shop (which is a little house down the block) was closed.

Next time, I'll have to do the tour...and wear my "You'll shoot your eye out" t-shirt.

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TurkeyLurkey said:

Whoa! New place, and yet... (sniffs). It still smells like the hippo pond at the zoo.

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Leukman said:

*throws poop at...everyone*

Amazing, really, how much better it makes you feel when you throw your crap at someone else.

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TurkeyLurkey said:

Whoa! New place, and yet... (sniffs). It still smells like the hippo pond at the zoo.

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TrainofThought said:

*gets the chills*

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