Comedy Cabaret Post Christmas, Hanukkah, Solstice, Festivus Let Down Thread

Cella · Nov 23, 2010

I kind of get the feeling what you guys think are donut holes and what I think are donut holes, are not the same thing at all...

eta: i was RIGHT!!

carry on, fellows.... it's time for me to go home anyway :ROFL:

Stew21 · Nov 23, 2010

it's the difference between breakfast and hemorrhoids

Angie · Nov 23, 2010

*holds breath in attempt to keep comments to self*

*turns purple*

*passes out*

Cella · Nov 23, 2010

I can't stop laughing! :roll:

regdog · Nov 24, 2010

Cella · Nov 24, 2010

Big Bird had it coming if you ask me...

Haggis · Nov 24, 2010

Poor turkey.

regdog · Nov 24, 2010

Can I ask why cray is still cray? Did I miss the big schmooing by logging off yesterday afternoon?

Angie · Nov 24, 2010

Trish decided the torture of not knowing when he was going to be schmoo'd was even better than an actual schmooing would have been.

Cella · Nov 24, 2010

So it's over? Just like that?

regdog · Nov 24, 2010

Angie said:
Trish decided the torture of not knowing when he was going to be schmoo'd was even better than an actual schmooing would have been.

Ohh.

Cella · Nov 24, 2010

Don't worry, Reg-- one day, you'll be a supermod and can schmoo him too!

regdog · Nov 24, 2010

RedWritingHood said:
Don't worry, Reg-- one day, you'll be a supermod and can schmoo him too!

I can hardly wait

TrainofThought · Nov 24, 2010

regdog said:

It's about damn time they silenced Big Bird.

Before things get out of hand in the States, I just thought I'd wish y'all a Happy Thanksgiving. Enjoy your turkey dinners and have fun.

P.S. Please save me a piece of pumpkin pie...or apple pie....or pecan pie (Pssttt.... this is my favorite).

cray · Nov 24, 2010

happy turket day to you too, tot.
even though, yanno,....you are missing this one.
but it's for a larger experience.

cray, jealous.

cray · Nov 24, 2010

regdog said:
Can I ask why cray is still cray? Did I miss the big schmooing by logging off yesterday afternoon?

certainly. excellent question, in fact.
it's like this, ofg promised to protect for the remainder of my time here and well,...she's making good on that promise. furthermore,..

can you hold on a sec, reg?

Angie said:
Trish decided the torture of not knowing when he was going to be schmoo'd was even better than an actual schmooing would have been.

pffft.

*wipes sweat off'n brow*

regdog said:
Ohh.

anyway, as i was saying. ofg is on team cray and if you....

gah! pardon me. sorry,....i have to take this post...

RedWritingHood said:
Don't worry, Reg-- one day, you'll be a supermod and can schmoo him too!

sorry, reg. now, where was i? oh yea,...
team cray.

we still have many openings so if you'd like to join pm your case and i'll review it within 90 days. once reviewed,..

huh?

regdog said:
I can hardly wait

oh.

----------------------------> :e2moon:

TrainofThought · Nov 24, 2010

cray said:
happy turket day to you too, tot.
even though, yanno,....you are missing this one.
but it's for a larger experience.

cray, jealous.

Yeah, but I'll still miss my mom's stuffing...Endless discussions about Christmas and what we should do...Family arguing. Good times.

I'm serious though when I say I'll miss being in the States at this time. Thanksgiving is the start of my favorite season.

And since I felt bad about not being there, we booked a flight to Edinbugh, Scotland to take my mind off my sadness.

cray · Nov 24, 2010

TrainofThought said:
Yeah, but I'll still miss my mom's stuffing...Endless discussions about Christmas and what we should do...Family arguing. Good times.

I'm serious though when I say I'll miss being in the States at this time. Thanksgiving is the start of my favorite season.

And since I felt bad about not being there, we booked a flight to Edinbugh, Scotland to take my mind off my sadness.

we'll be thinking of you
especially at night.

yanno, because that's when aunt helen ususally passes out in the cranberry sauce.

TrainofThought · Nov 24, 2010

cray said:
we'll be thinking of you
especially at night.

yanno, because that's when aunt helen ususally passes out in the cranberry sauce.

Best time. I love balancing acorns on top of her head.

I think we should start holiday season story in a new thread--one sentence at a time.

ETA: Let's top this off with a true HUMOR story.

cray · Nov 24, 2010

start a thread, kitten.

but do keep in mind our overall laziness and inherent apathy.

TrainofThought · Nov 24, 2010

cray said:
start a thread, kitten.

but do keep in mind our overall laziness and inherent apathy.

I know it takes a while. "If you start a thread, they will come."

Haggis · Nov 24, 2010

Congrats on 14K, cray. Looks like you missed the shmooing too.

cray · Nov 24, 2010

thank you, sir.

wait, is this some sort of trick?

*sweats*

wtf.
why did you say that? do you know something i don't know?

Haggis · Nov 24, 2010

Stew21 · Nov 24, 2010

Last I checked he wasn't at the 14k mark, so he didn't get shmooed.

there's still time...it's not an exact science...it's rather arbitrary in fact.

G'day, Cray.

:hi:

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