Comedy Cabaret Post Christmas, Hanukkah, Solstice, Festivus Let Down Thread

Stew21 · Nov 23, 2010

quickWit said:
You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

You're so cute when you fake sincerity.
:Hug2:

regdog · Nov 23, 2010

Thanks for the reppie Witter. I just laughed myself into an asthma wheeze

quickWit · Nov 23, 2010

Stew21 said:
You're so cute when you fake sincerity.

Thanks. It's a gift.
You look great today, btw.

Stew21 · Nov 23, 2010

quickWit · Nov 23, 2010

regdog said:
I just laughed myself into an asthma wheeze

that's hawt.

cray · Nov 23, 2010

you said it, ma brotha, chicks having asthma attacks are on my list too.....

i know a couple of websites you might want to check out.
just sayin.

quickWit · Nov 23, 2010

wheezin' is pleasin', I always say.

cray · Nov 23, 2010

throw the albuterol out the window
is what i always say.

quickWit · Nov 23, 2010

whirr--

*cough*

cray · Nov 23, 2010

good.

now turn your head to the left.

Haggis · Nov 23, 2010

cray said:
you're like a chatty cathy doll.

more like Talky Tina.

cray · Nov 23, 2010

that's freaky.

quickWit · Nov 23, 2010

cray said:
good.

now turn your head to the left.

I know the routine.

cough
turn your head
find a happy place
cry
press charges

Haggis · Nov 23, 2010

Talky Tina isn't very nice.

Cella · Nov 23, 2010

I have yet to meet a Tina I like.

No offense, cray.

cray · Nov 23, 2010

none taken, whateverthehellthatmeans.

Haggis · Nov 23, 2010

Why do you keep trying, cray? You know Stew's gonna get you eventually. Why not, you know, just get it over?

cray · Nov 23, 2010

to tell you the truth, this thing is really hanging over me like an albacore today.

*weeps*

i wish it would all just be over with.

*sobs*

i mean, i don't want her to do it.
i just can't live with the threat.
it's more than this battery can bear.

Haggis · Nov 23, 2010

There, there. I'll just ask her not to do it.

Okay?

You all better now?

I'm lying, of course.

quickWit · Nov 23, 2010

cray said:
it's more than this battery can bear.

I read that as 'beer'.
:roll:

*composes self*
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Please, carry on.

cray · Nov 23, 2010

Haggis said:
There, there. I'll just ask her not to do it.

Okay?

You all better now?

this! yes.

tell her not to do it!!!!!

btw haggis, what's wrong with qw?

Stew21 · Nov 23, 2010

*hangs albacore on wall above battery*

Haggis · Nov 23, 2010

Nice albacore.

quickWit · Nov 23, 2010

cray said:
what's wrong with qw?

aside from the weeping sores, you mean?

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