totally. i'm thinking that they may give me a few week of posts if it sticks.
RASPUTIN!!!!!Your attention please:
*This is a pity post. The bunneh was feeling jealous and left-out. This post is being made to sooth Fuckwit's feelings. You're welcome.*
You may now return to your unintelligible banter.
(Disclaimer: The misspelling of any AW member's name is completely innocent and not to be construed as an attack on said bag of unwholesome douchiness. Or maybe it was. The truth will probably never be known. Except the reference to being a douche bag. That's well documented.)
Ok. I wrote something.
But I wrote it at work and saved it in the wrong format so it is encrypted and I cannot open it.
So hopefully I'll be able to open it on Monday and save it in Word 97 to bring back home.
If not I'll have to write something else and it won't be as good.
It will be like going for thanksgiving dinner and being served allen wrenches in curdled cream.
.....And I prefer screwdrivers in my curdled cream.
Oh, no, the drowned rats are part of the atmosphere.

Ok. I wrote something.

But I wrote it at work and saved it in the wrong format so it is encrypted and I cannot open it.
It will be like going for thanksgiving dinner and being served allen wrenches in curdled cream.
SRSLY, I can't believe that would matter. If he or she likes the query, they'll ask to see more, regardless of your slip up. Unless you were quickWit, in which case they'd probably have your email addy blocked anyhow.And
I just followed up with an apology. I figure since I'm sunk, I might as well go down in a blaze of pathetic glory.