The Militant Humor and Horror Union

smsarber · Aug 16, 2010

Okay, so maybe not "militant" per se, but this is an idea stemming from talking to the verreh cool Inky. We're from military families, so it seems fitting, lol.

There's humor in horror, and horror in humor. Don't believe me? Take a look at YouTube and watch some fat hairy guy dancing with his shirt off to Britney Spears and try to deny it.

So lets have some fun here and unite the comedy writers with the sick and twisted horror folk. We're not that different

smsarber · Aug 16, 2010

Tonight we're serving lobster with a side of scuba diver:

Susie · Aug 16, 2010

Eeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkk, runs from thread screaming! LOL Not really, just tryin' to 'bait' you, Steven. hehehehehe.

smsarber · Aug 17, 2010

Suse, you're safe. I'm sending Kate out after eveybody else to bring them over. :evil

ejaycee · Aug 17, 2010

I'm coming over to say hi!

But horror reaaaally isn't my genre. *hides under the bed*

But I agree, there is a lot of overlap. If we don't laugh, we scream in terror. I mean, so many of our jokes revolve around horrific situations that, told differently, could have us cowering in the corner.

LaurieD · Aug 17, 2010

I'm here. Too sleepy to think of anything smart or witty or funny or even sarcastic at this point.

But I'm's here.

But this wall looks like it leaning kindof. Think I'll hold it up for a bit.

yeah...

zzzzzzzzz......

Susie · Aug 17, 2010

Very pretty gal, Steven. The teeth may need a bit of sanding down, imho.

Glad I'm safe. *Shudders*

smsarber · Aug 17, 2010

ejaycee said:
I'm coming over to say hi!

But horror reaaaally isn't my genre. *hides under the bed*

But I agree, there is a lot of overlap. If we don't laugh, we scream in terror. I mean, so many of our jokes revolve around horrific situations that, told differently, could have us cowering in the corner.

Stop by often, I don't bite. Can't say the same for all my friends...

LaurieD said:
I'm here. Too sleepy to think of anything smart or witty or funny or even sarcastic at this point.

But I'm's here.

But this wall looks like it leaning kindof. Think I'll hold it up for a bit.

yeah...

zzzzzzzzz......

Thanks for holding up the wall, Laurie! Hey, everyone, check out Laurie's Blog in her sig. There's a cool post on finding a positive every day. I want to hear about what we're thankful for.

Susie said:
Very pretty gal, Steven. The teeth may need a bit of sanding down, imho. Glad I'm safe. *Shudders*

That's Kate Beckinsale, Suse. The sexiest woman alive, after you, of course

cray · Aug 17, 2010

ahem.

...next to suzie, of course!

slcboston · Aug 17, 2010

smsarber said:
watch some fat hairy guy dancing with his shirt off to Britney Spears and try to deny it.

WAY too earlier - and I've had way too little sleep - to have that image in my head this early in the morning.

Dear god man, but some warning labels on it or something...

cray · Aug 17, 2010

slcboston said:
WAY too earlier - and I've had way too little sleep - to have that image in my head this early in the morning.

Dear god man, but some warning labels on it or something...

*glues warning signs to haggis*

Haggis · Aug 17, 2010

Is cray misbehaving again? I can have that taken care of, you know. Just let me know.

regdog · Aug 17, 2010

Hey Haggis, can you have cray taken care of?

cray · Aug 17, 2010

sheez, here i go and try to help a fellow awer and THIS is the thanks i get?? threats? my lord,...
the mods around here are wacked!

Haggis · Aug 17, 2010

cray said:
sheez, here i go and try to help a fellow awer and THIS is the thanks i get?? threats? my lord,...
the mods around here are wacked!

*reports post to Mac*

cray · Aug 17, 2010

that's good.

maybe she'll see all the abuse you people foist upon me and she will have my records e sponged.

Haggis · Aug 17, 2010

E sponged? That sounds like a contraceptive device.

Williebee · Aug 17, 2010

If horror and humor didn't work together we'd never have known who George Romero was.

cray · Aug 17, 2010

Haggis said:
E sponged? That sounds like a contraceptive device.

oh, it's a perfectly cromulent word, haggis.
i encourage you to embiggen your vocabulary.

Haggis · Aug 17, 2010

cray said:
oh, it's a perfectly cromulent word, haggis.
i encourage you to embiggen your vocabulary.

Your cromulent overflow of eloquence is altogether too copious for my diminutive comprehension.

cray · Aug 17, 2010

indubitably.

Lavern08 · Aug 17, 2010

Horrible Humor you say?

Lemme think.

Ok,

A priest, a rabbi, a vampire and frankenstein walk into a bar...

What? :Shrug:

Haggis · Aug 17, 2010

I like it.

So far.

slcboston · Aug 17, 2010

Haggis said:
Your cromulent overflow of eloquence is altogether too copious for my diminutive comprehension.

I can't decide if you're saying Cray's smarter than you are... or if just that he manages to drown you in BS.

Haggis · Aug 17, 2010

slcboston said:
I can't decide if you're saying Cray's smarter than you are...

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