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thethinker42
08-03-2010, 03:29 PM
It's time for some more sex scene silliness, but there is actually some educational value here.

The Setup: Write a sex scene. Can be M/M, M/F, F/F, M/F/M, M/M/M/M/F/M/M/?/F, whatever you want. Anything can happen. The mood can be whatever you like. Aim for about 1,500 words, but more or less is fine. The only requirement is that it's a sex scene.

The Challenge: Use as many ADVERBS as humanly possible. However, there are some rules...

1. You can't use the same adverb twice.
2. The adverb must be completely inappropriate for the verb. Okay, maybe not inappropriate, but it should be ridiculous enough to dramatically alter the image you're conveying to the reader. Like, make it come across completely differently than it would have without the adverb:

Ex:
We drank.
We drank slyly.

It can be because it's impossible (shouted silently), ridiculous (ran sensuously), just plain weird (slept wildly), or whatever, but be creative.

The Purpose: Adverbs are your friend. Learn to use them when they serve a purpose...when the image/sentence wouldn't be the same (or as powerful) without them. You'll also simultaneously see just how cumbersome prose can be when it's laden with too many adverbs.

Be silly, have fun, and learn to use thy adverbs wisely.

Post entries here (http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5204680#post5204680).

10trackers
08-03-2010, 07:13 PM
This will be my first challenge, if you'll have me :D

thethinker42
08-03-2010, 07:16 PM
Absolutely. Welcome aboard. :D

Xelebes
08-03-2010, 07:51 PM
I'm reading the Maude translation of Anna Karenina. Why need an adjective when an adverb can fit so nicely in?

IdiotsRUs
08-04-2010, 02:35 AM
Oh man, it has to be a sex scene?

Poopypants. I only have non-sex but sexual-tension scenes going on currently. (which would be the ones I'd want to play with)

I might try with one of those, just for my own amusement. Nice exercise BTW!

Bing Zabriskie
08-05-2010, 01:55 AM
Would you accept a 284-word lamest sex scene of the century?

thethinker42
08-05-2010, 04:44 AM
Hell yes - post away! :D

10trackers
08-14-2010, 12:58 AM
Uh... Mine is turning out to be pretty long :D

About 2800 words. Will I still be welcome?