> I have come up with the perfect crime
Oooh this is good.
The Buyer goes out the mall, and watches a towing truck hauling the double-parked car away. He catches a taxi all the way to the pound where he negotiates with the owner for an hour. Meanwhile, a bunch of kids looking for trouble and easy money, jump the pound fence and steal away car parts from the yard. The Buyer finally gets to his car only to find it jacked onto cement blocks. Luckily, the trunk hadn't been opened. In despair, the Buyer finds a banged up Gremlin into which he ferries his treasure, hikes the ignition and takes off. The pound owner couldn't be more pleased to let go that old crap the police left him with from a decade-old murder case. But the weight of the drugs, combined with the Gremlin's notoriously frail rear suspension leave sparks flying behind as he drives. It doesn't take long for acrid smoke to engulf the cabin and force the Buyer to pull into someone's driveway in search of a garden hose. After knocking on the door of his improvised savior, The Buyer comes face to face with ... The Driver. Unhappy to see the drugs coming back to him and for fear of the smoke might attract attention, the Driver helps the Buyer transfer the drugs onto his pickup truck, then rides the Gremlin to a deserted landfill a block away. The Driver parks it out of view on a slight slope. The poor Gremlin, old and rusted and out of parking brakes, slips backwards from its parking spot. The Driver, seeing his mischief about to be discovered, runs alongside in an attempt to get inside and hit the brakes. Even from afar, the concussion from the explosion sends shivers down The Buyer's spine. Sirens echo in the quiet neighborhood. The Buyer takes off in the Driver's pickup and go through the lesser used roads to substract himself from the Driver's unfortunate demise. When the rain picks up, his precious cargo's wrapping melts away and everything he holds dear turn into an oozing slur. The Buyer, having spied empty sugar drums besides the dumpster of a Krispy Kreeme, seizes the opportunity to turn his misfortune about. In the drums goes the white slush, and in a nearby parked town car with opened windows go the mushy paper wrappings. Then he moves his pickup to the far end of the lot and away from suspicion. Stressed and tired from his ordeal, the Buyer goes in for some well-deserved rest. But fate never seems to leave him alone. The overpowering smell of coffee beckons him and as he approaches the young lady with high cheek bones behind the counter, it intermixes with the Seller's cheap cologne. The Buyer's nostrils guide his glance towards, the Seller smoozing with a pair of police officers over honey-glazed donuts. The Seller's casual smile turns into an expression borrowed from the letters W, T anf F when their sights cross. The Buyer, sensing an impending doom, walks outside but his paces are matched by the Seller's longer strides. As a heated debate is about to take place near the Seller's car, the police officers come over and, being gifted with good noses and eyes, notice the drug wrappings. Formalities ensue but with a bloody ending. The Buyer, having convinced the police of his innocent whereabouts as an interior painter, drives home free in a brand new pickup, being on the receiving end of a crime for which the witnesses are no more.
There you go. Perfect Crime.
-cb