Greet me or be put under mind control!

Hello,
I'm an aspiring teenage novelist and I just discovered these boards today. Nachonaco_Grippers told me about them, and since I'm obsessed with writing, I thought I might as well check them out.

My favorite genre is suspense, especially thrillers with sci-fi twists. In my 'off' time, I've been writing a couple of Gothic romance-mystery short stories. I've also been doing some fanfiction with nachonaco.

Obey the title!
Rachael

Once upon a time (actually about two months ago) I was obsessed with KP fanfiction. I'm Rego at ff.net. But now that they don't have any new episodes, I've kind of lost interest. I was just chatting with nachonaco a few minutes ago about my writer's block when it comes to the KP stuff we're writing together. Maybe it'll go away? Maybe.

And as for telling you how my mind control works, that would be like Ghirardelli telling the New York Times how they make such amazing chocolate-- it's a trade secret!

What's that supposed to mean? :-D

Well, since my mind control powers aren't connected to my mind, it wouldn't make much of a difference. My mind control is mechanical in nature. But don't worry; everyone who posted here inadvertantly recorded their brainwave pattern on my machine and will be spared from my mind control.

Now, I just have to hope that one of the people who posted here isn't one of those hero-antagonists that wants to ruin my fun. If so, I can always try to put them under my power...

"Hero-antagonist, get me some ice cream!"

"Yes, Lady Villain-protagonist. What flavor?"

"One scoop of mint chocolate chip, one scoop of Bunny Tracks, one scoop of Strawberry Revel, and one scoop of orange-vanilla sherbert."

"Yes, My Lady."

[laughs evilly] "Oh, how I love bossing those hero-antagonists around..."

Seriously, someday my imagination is going to get me into huge trouble. Besides that time I tried to 'get into the head of my schizophrenic character' (Really I wanted to get sent home from a Nazi-esque summer camp. Didn't go over too well ; - )

And then there was the time... Oh, why bother continuing with my villainous monologue? Despite the fact that the hero is under mind control and has to listen...