And time for more change

EFCollins · Apr 1, 2010

I have seen the error of my ways. I have found a new muse who inspires me to new heights. It is time for me to say goodbye to horror.

I shall now and forever write only historical literary romances with glittering cowboy vampires dancing in tutus for Henry the 8th.

Serious fiction, y'all. Dig it.

aadams73 · Apr 1, 2010

Say it ain't so!

*hurls self into rush hour traffic*

EFCollins · Apr 1, 2010

Alas, it is so. I cannot get the glittering cowvamps in tutus out of mine head. They scream to be written.

brokenfingers · Apr 1, 2010

How much more can someone write about tutu-wearing vampires in medieval England? I mean, hasn't that been done to death already?

CACTUSWENDY · Apr 1, 2010

............... :censored

CheekyWench · Apr 1, 2010

I, for one, welcome our sparkling tutu'd cowdriving vamp overlords.

EFCollins · Apr 1, 2010

brokenfingers said:
How much more can someone write about tutu-wearing vampires in medieval England? I mean, hasn't that been done to death already?

Ah, perhaps they have. But were they cowboys? My cowboy vampires in tutus shall change the world!

It is a revolution.

aadams73 · Apr 1, 2010

Save a horse, write a cowboy vampire in a tutu.

That's how that saying goes, right?

EFCollins · Apr 1, 2010

aadams73 said:
Save a horse, write a cowboy vampire in a tutu.

That's how that saying goes, right?

Quite, m'lady. Quite.

All cowboy vamps will have a thick Bronx accent. For, yanno... class.

backslashbaby · Apr 1, 2010

Follow the muse, man. The Muse knows all!!!

EFCollins · Apr 1, 2010

Indeed. This shall guarantee my immediate success. I'll take the writing world by storm writing these original tales. They shall be beautiful. They shall be artistic. And I, common fiends, shall be a multi-billionare who rivals Oprah's fame. Because of glittering cowboy vamps in tutus. It's a best seller. I promise you!

Leukman · Apr 1, 2010

You'll be back.

And I'll be waiting.

And hungry.

:evil

slcboston · Apr 1, 2010

*offers to kill Effy now and put her out of her misery*

no, wait, you're one of my betas....

*offers Effy her meds with an incentive to get back on them*

EFCollins · Apr 1, 2010

Leukman said:
You'll be back.

And I'll be waiting.

And hungry.

I'm counting on it. You being hungry. Yanno... gravy and pureed peaches. And of course, oysters. Can't forget the oysters.

EFCollins · Apr 1, 2010

slcboston said:
*offers to kill Effy now and put her out of her misery*

no, wait, you're one of my betas....

*offers Effy her meds with an incentive to get back on them*

I cannot be killed! The cowboys are counting on me! King Henry! I can't let down the king!

Haggis · Apr 1, 2010

Don't forget the doilies, Effy.

Leukman · Apr 1, 2010

slcboston · Apr 1, 2010

EFCollins said:
I shall now and forever write only historical literary romances with glittering cowboy vampires dancing in tutus for Henry the 8th.

Although.,.... actually....

*ponders this*

Henry the 8th would have to be a vampire or something to bring him into contemporary times with the cowboys...

And if Abe Lincoln can hunt vampires, and zombies stalk Jane Austen, I don't see any reason why this *isn't* a viable idea.

.... god that's a frightening thought. You sure you're not still in the horror business?

Stew21 · Apr 1, 2010

Leukman said:

*taps foot*

EFCollins · Apr 1, 2010

Haggis said:
Don't forget the doilies, Effy.

Absolutely not! Where else would the cowvamps in tutus place their goblets of fine cranberry juice? They'd certainly have my head then.

Leukman said:

This is just too disturbing to comment upon.

slcboston said:
Although.,.... actually....

*ponders this*

Henry the 8th would have to be a vampire or something to bring him into contemporary times with the cowboys...

And if Abe Lincoln can hunt vampires, and zombies stalk Jane Austen, I don't see any reason why this *isn't* a viable idea.

.... god that's a frightening thought. You sure you're not still in the horror business?

No! I have horrified my last person.

Unless... you know... they see me as the chubby teen I was once. But that wouldn't be my fault. No, not at all.

slcboston · Apr 1, 2010

*sings, badly and off key*

"I'm Henry the 8th I am, Henry the 8th I am I am..."

*rather like this*

Leukman · Apr 1, 2010

Please.

Stop.

EFCollins · Apr 1, 2010

No. The boycowempires need a dance tune.

Stew21 · Apr 1, 2010

never click a sheepkin link, Monkey.

never!

slcboston · Apr 1, 2010

Leukman said:
Please.

Stop.

I require more incentive than that....

*continues singing*

or you know, I could have *her* sing instead.

(song's still annoying....)

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