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What's the best way, you think, for a woman to tell her boyfriend of seven months that she's actually a mermaid . . . . without giving him a heart attack?

Note: In my writing, they do have legs, sometimes, depending on circumstances.
 

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Now this is a though one, I think it's better if we start, you know, discarding what doesn't help. The Red Lobster is a big no, I guess.

What about if they go swimming one romantic night, they tell how they love each other and want to spend the rest of their life together and she starts to drop the bomb. Is there some sort of underwater kingdom or mermaid place she can take him?
 

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No, she's left home in Conneticut - permenantly - and, believe it or not, has taken up residence in Las Vegas, far away from anyplace her people will ever look for her.

Lil' funny: She's got to hold the record for most excuses not to let the boyfrend into her "bedroom," which is of course the pool / grotto area.
 

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Pose it to him as a theoretical? Have them watch movies where similar reveals occur and see how he handles it there, then if he's cool with it, work slowly up to revealing it.

However, just dropping the bomb...probably going to give him a heart attack.
 

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if she tells him straight he wont believe her. she will have to convince him she isnt nuts. kidnap him (she is a bit nuts then) and take him to a beach where she can prove it, this is where uncle merman dude confonts them and gets to do the convincing. they run, or swim, away together and we await the flap of tiny flippers.
 

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I would drop the bomb.

It's always more fun than working up to it.
 

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Do some role play:

the boyfriend can be Tom Hanks and she can be Darryl Hannah like in the movie "Splash"

or I'll pretend to be Ariel and he can be Prince Eric.

Maybe he'll just convince himself at first that it is an elaborate costume and then once he gets used to it tell him that it's not a costume.
 

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Why does she need to tell him at all? If she's permanently moved all the way to Las Vegas to cut ties to her piscine heritage, why doesn't she live as if she were human? If she's smart enough to realize her man might be upset by this news, why tell him? (Obviously she's made it work for 7 months)

It would help if she chose a man who's a marine biologist or a fantasy lover, or someone who's already preinclined to be more okay with having a mermaid girlfriend than most. If he's just an average Joe who'd hate the idea of being with a mermaid, why did she choose him of all people and lead him on all this time?

As is, she sounds like an unsympathetic character to be deceptive for this long, unless she's been probing him for clues that he might like this sort of thing, or hinting at her true nature. If I were a drag king and fell in love with a woman who thought I was a man, I'd cautiously probe her with questions to see how she feels about lesbianism or female cross-dressers. I certainly wouldn't lead her on for 7 months, telling her I was male, and then expect her to be okay with it when I reveal, "Tah dah! Been a woman all along!" That would be a real asshole thing to do. I'd imagine her trust would be shattered and she'd dump me, and rightly so.

Make sure you don't write your character as a selfish merjerk who's unconcerned about the feelings of her partner!
 
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Why does she need to tell him at all? If she's permanently moved all the way to Las Vegas to cut ties to her piscine heritage, why doesn't she live as if she were human? If she's smart enough to realize her man might be upset by this news, why tell him? (Obviously she's made it work for 7 months)
And if they get married and have kids, and if the kids have tails? Should she just keep her mouth shut still and just Google the number for Charles Xavier's School for Gifted Young People? Or turn the kids over for medical research?

There are some things you don't tell people on the first date, however, they would seem to be a little past that point - probably to the point where even if he rejects her romantically, he probably won't sell her to the National Enquirer.

It would help if she chose a man who's a marine biologist or a fantasy lover, or someone who's already preinclined to be more okay with having a mermaid girlfriend than most. If he's just an average Joe who'd hate the idea of being with a mermaid, why did she choose him of all people and lead him on all this time?
But what if that wasn't what the mermaid was interested in, Fantasy lovers may be annoying, because of all of their preconceptions/misconceptions that she would constantly have to explain.

And a marine biologist? That's kind of like saying that humans should marry doctors because they understand our bodies. Besides, if he is a scientist, there is always the danger that the FOR SCIENCE mindset would force him to sell her out - possibly regretting it later, possibly still leaving them with a HEA, but the potential for conflict remains.

As is, she sounds like an unsympathetic character to be deceptive for this long, unless she's been probing him for clues that he might like this sort of thing, or hinting at her true nature. If I were a drag king and fell in love with a woman who thought I was a man, I'd cautiously probe her with questions to see how she feels about lesbianism or female cross-dressers. I certainly wouldn't lead her on for 7 months, telling her I was male, and then expect her to be okay with it when I reveal, "Tah dah! Been a woman all along!" That would be a real asshole thing to do. I'd imagine her trust would be shattered and she'd dump me, and rightly so.
I present to you an alternate scenario. Bob is a young transguy who "passes", whose HRT and naturally high testosterone levels never let anyone see that he was in fact, raised as a girl. However, because of his family's reaction to his transition, and the fact that he lost most of his friends as well, he has moved clear across the country to start a new life.

He meets a nice young lady at...I dunno, let's say the library, they hit it off, they start dating, and genuinely come to like each other, they do in fact, fall in love. Now, Bob hasn't told her that he's a transman, because of the fear of rejection (due to being burned by his friends, his family) and is terrified that the one good thing he's found in his new life will also leave him.

That, and most importantly, he wanted her to get to know him, to know the real him, before disclosing what is really an unimportant physiological fact.

The mermaid really is no different, she wants her boyfriend to love her for who she is, rather than wearing a sandwich board to club, saying "I AM A MERMAID" and letting that be the controlling factor of the relationship. I mean, she presents this fact straight-up and she may get someone who has a mermaid fetish, and lets that be the dominant factor in their staying together, rather than say, caring about what kind of music she likes.


Make sure you don't write your character as a selfish merjerk who's unconcerned about the feelings of her partner!
If she didn't care about her parnter, wouldn't she just drop the bomb and let the pieces of their relationship fall where they may?
 
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It'd depend entirely on the two characters and their relationship. Her dropping hints or there being odd situations might help soften the impact, so when she tells him he goes "ahh, that makes sense" rather than, "AHHH!" *thud*

If it was mer-me dating a guy that I wanted to stay with long term, I'd probably arrange situations he could look back on after I told him, and see how it makes sense. Maybe a visit to the sleeping quarters would be a good thing. Sleeping in a pool isn't exactly damning, just...eccentric. Since most people don't accept the existence of merpeople outright, I wouldn't expect someone to guess that about me based on my habits and living arrangements.
 

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Why does she need to tell him at all? If she's permanently moved all the way to Las Vegas to cut ties to her piscine heritage, why doesn't she live as if she were human? If she's smart enough to realize her man might be upset by this news, why tell him? (Obviously she's made it work for 7 months)

She likes the guy (considerably more than the jack ass her family was forcing her to marry - which is why she left Conneticut). Unfortunately, the guy has been growing more and more impatient with her evasive behavior. She's come to the conclusion that, if she tells him, he's not likely to become a problem (which would turn into legal trouble for her). But, she's not entirely sure he'd react favorably either.

Oh, and living as a human can only be taken so far. As you'd expect, she dehydrates quite quickly, so she goes through water bottles at an alarming rate when she's out of water (and remember she lives in the desert). And, more of a problem, if her legs get wet . . . well, you get where I'm going there. ;) So, no going out in the rain, no fountain frolicking, no romantic showers, nothing like that.

Make sure you don't write your character as a selfish merjerk who's unconcerned about the feelings of her partner!

Well, I'd be lying if I didn't say that JJ is definitely the center of her own world, but she isn't so self-oriented that she doesn't care about other people and the way certain things effect their lives - particularly humans just finding out about the underworld. She wouldn't just dump this on him, at least not unless it was the only way.

And if they get married and have kids, and if the kids have tails? Should she just keep her mouth shut still and just Google the number for Charles Xavier's School for Gifted Young People? Or turn the kids over for medical research?

Sorry to burst your bubble, but it's not possible for them to have any children (another reason she feels she has to tell him). To be absolutely precise, she can actually get pregnant by him, but it wouldn't stick more than a few days.

The mermaid really is no different, she wants her boyfriend to love her for who she is, rather than wearing a sandwich board to club, saying "I AM A MERMAID" and letting that be the controlling factor of the relationship. I mean, she presents this fact straight-up and she may get someone who has a mermaid fetish, and lets that be the dominant factor in their staying together, rather than say, caring about what kind of music she likes.

Yep. :)

It'd depend entirely on the two characters and their relationship. Her dropping hints or there being odd situations might help soften the impact, so when she tells him he goes "ahh, that makes sense" rather than, "AHHH!" *thud*

If it was mer-me dating a guy that I wanted to stay with long term, I'd probably arrange situations he could look back on after I told him, and see how it makes sense. Maybe a visit to the sleeping quarters would be a good thing. Sleeping in a pool isn't exactly damning, just...eccentric. Since most people don't accept the existence of merpeople outright, I wouldn't expect someone to guess that about me based on my habits and living arrangements.

I'm not sure how one drops hints about this without being ridiculously obvious. I could be missing something, but it just seems like this would be extremely difficult.
 

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Well, keep in mind that "obvious hints" won't click for him because he won't be looking for the "obvious answer". After all, mer-people don't exist, right? ;)
 

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Well, keep in mind that "obvious hints" won't click for him because he won't be looking for the "obvious answer". After all, mer-people don't exist, right? ;)

That's what I'm saying. ^^

He's not going to guess that she's a mermaid, short of her transforming before his eyes. But, let's say he knows she sleeps in a pool, or her bedroom has a pool. Not normal, but in hindsight details like that add up when she tells him the truth.
 

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Okay, but isn't the other logical conclusion that she's crazy?

Yes! Which kind of makes it better. If she finds a guy who cares enough about her to stay, despite strong evidence she has a mental illness, my guess is he'd be pretty likely to stay around after he finds out she's a mermaid.

Heck, he might even be relieved to find out she is a mermaid vs. mentally ill. Maybe that could be how she weeds out boyfriends who aren't viable long term. If they aren't willing to accept the lifestyle changes or social stigma that come along with having a partner with a mental illness, then how could they handle a long term relationship with a mermaid?
 
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