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"All units, all stations. Be on the lookout for a white male, approx 6 feet tall, 275 lbs, wearing red pants and a red jacket. Wanted for numerous counts of burglary of a habitation and interstate flight to avoid prosecution. Goes by the name Santa Claus. Also known as Kris Kringle. Last known address was the North Pole. Believed to be heading towards our jurisdiction, ETA midnight tonight. Approach with caution."
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!