Least Favorite Song of All Time

bclement412 · Dec 22, 2009

Right now, I loathe "Smile" by Uncle Kracker. After hearing it's corniness 4 whopping times on the radio all within 20 minutes, I officially dub it the sappiest song ever to exist.

So what song(s) do you hate?

Rarri · Dec 22, 2009

"I touch myself" by the Divinyls. I wont traumatise you with the reasons why, haha.

LeloPaul · Jan 13, 2010

Funny topic for a thread. I'm really not much of a hater, but pretty much anything by BTO makes my list of most aggravating songs.

alleycat · Jan 13, 2010

There are so many to choose from, but I have to go with Funky Cold Medina--it drives me up the wall whenever I hear it. The Bertha Butt Boogie was a contender, but at least it had one funny line: No grass grew when she'd been.

For you enjoyment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OP5EnaaYjQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_rqvFoz6YU

ChunkyC · Jan 14, 2010

Anything remixed for a dance club. GAG.

Or anything elevator-ized. I actually heard a version of Muskrat Love that had been elevator-ized, like it wasn't already. Bleah.

alleycat said:
The Bertha Butt Boogie was a contender, but at least it had one funny line: No grass grew when she'd been.

That is one hell of a great line.

brainstorm77 · Jan 14, 2010

Anything by Brittney.

bclement412 · Jan 14, 2010

brainstorm77 said:
Anything by Brittney.

Yes, I agree 1,000 % with this

Kaiser-Kun · Jan 14, 2010

This one.

SirOtter · Jan 14, 2010

alleycat said:
The Bertha Butt Boogie was a contender, but at least it had one funny line: No grass grew when she'd been.

Troglodyte was a much better song from the Jimmy Caster Bunch.

SirOtter · Jan 14, 2010

ChunkyC said:
Or anything elevator-ized. I actually heard a version of Muskrat Love that had been elevator-ized, like it wasn't already. Bleah.

As bad as that must've been, the Muzak version of Sympathy for the Devil I once heard has to be worse.

Xelebes · Jan 15, 2010

DJ Brisk - Trigger Hardcore

Absolutely loathe the intro and the hate the rest of the song.

Miss T · Jan 15, 2010

"Fireflies" by Owl City. I don't know why, but it drives me absolutely insane.

Xelebes · Jan 16, 2010

Miss T said:
"Fireflies" by Owl City. I don't know why, but it drives me absolutely insane.

Thankfully, I can usually avoid that song if I avoid the movie theatres.

Nightfly · Jan 17, 2010

"Lovin' You" by Minnie Riperton. I am certain that song is used on those who get through the waterboarding.

Hip-Hop-a-potamus · Oct 22, 2010

Anything by Nickelback or any of the other annoying poseurs calling themselves musicians now that do that "back of the throat" type of singing that Eddie Vedder made popular.

And of course, now that I'm in Canada, I hear Nickelback way too damned much. I want them to fade into obscurity soooooooooon.

miss marisa · Oct 23, 2010

Anything by Brokencyde. This song isn't even their worst. This one might be. "You make my pee pee hard". lolfail.

jilly61 · Oct 24, 2010

It's from the '70's but I'm still traumatised.

I'm only a poor little sparrow - St. Winifred's girls choir

Ken · Oct 24, 2010

... Yankee Doodle Dandy. Song originally made fun of American soldiers. Grrr, grrr.

RandomJerk · Oct 24, 2010

There's quite a few songs I hate. However, there's one that comes to mind as the worst of all time. I wish I could recall the name, but it escapes me . . .

"Woo woo...

Come on ride the train hey ride it woo woo
Come on ride the train hey ride it woo woo
Come on ride the train woo woo hey
Ride it woo woo
Come on ride the train
Woo woo hey ride it woo woo
Come on ride the train
It's the choo choo ride it woo woo
Come on ride the train it's the choo choo train
Come on ride the train it's the choo choo
Ride it, woo woo
Come on, ride the train, it's the choo choo train

2-Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
I think I can, I think I can
I think I can, I think I can"

Ken · Oct 24, 2010

... lol ^^
I can see why :-D

Gugland · Oct 24, 2010

Anything by the J. Giels band.

night-flyer · Oct 24, 2010

Xelebes said:
DJ Brisk - Trigger Hardcore

Absolutely loathe the intro and the hate the rest of the song.

This one.

MStarky said:
Anything by Brokencyde. This song isn't even their worst. This one might be. "You make my pee pee hard". lolfail.

And definitely these.

Any thing disco or rap, I can do without. Oh yeah, and that song by Rihanna--'Umbrella' ella, ella, ella, ella. Ugh, I hear it ten times a day at work.

MissMacchiato · Oct 24, 2010

let's get married by jagged edge.

If a man ever proposes with the following:

"We aint gettin' no younger, we might as well do it"

It will be a case of bitch slap first, ask questions later. Arg, so annoying just thinking about it!

Caitlin Black · Oct 24, 2010

I see your Nickelback and raise you Hanson.

Xelebes · Oct 24, 2010

Cliff Face said:
I see your Nickelback and raise you Hanson.

The problem with Hanson is that Hanson is terribly easy to lampoon, making it enjoyable. It's like Battlefield Earth, yanno?

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