Really, I'm the ONLY one who clicked "Literary?"
I write historical fiction, which a lot of people would consider mainstream, but as much as it chagrins my ass, I have to admit it's really literary. Heavily. This chagrins my ass because I frequently dislike the literary fiction I read. I think you have to make an emotional connection with a literary author in order to swallow anything they produce, and I too often find literary fiction to be a lot of mopey navel-gazing. So having, finally, to admit that I write literary fiction has been rough on me.
But here I am, standing up in the support group.
Hi. My name is Libbie, and I am a literary fiction author.
All together, now: "Hi, Libbie."
I'm sorry, world, for inflicting my mopey navel-gazing on you. But I hope my emoness (disguised in history) makes me millions.