Noisy lover loses sex appeal

cooeedownunder · Nov 11, 2009

Thought you guys might get a laugh out of this one.

A British woman has lost her appeal against a ban on her noisy sex sessions, after a court heard how her marathon romps that kept neighbours awake sounded like someone being murdered.

http://www.smh.com.au/world/strangebuttrue/noisy-lover-loses-sex-appeal-20091111-i7u7.html

thethinker42 · Nov 11, 2009

Well, there is definitely such thing as too loud. There's no reason why she can't tone it down a bit if it's causing that much of a disturbance.

cooeedownunder · Nov 11, 2009

Yep, you'd think so LOL - made me wonder what they were doing, and how on earth does he last hours

RobinGBrown · Nov 11, 2009

I read about this last year, she's completely unreasonable and unrepentant. IIRC she was screaming out loud at the top of her lungs and upsetting the neighbours. I don't know if nay of you have had tp put up with any form of noisy neighbours but it really is fucking annoying.

And getting a noise complaint through the English courts is pretty hard, you have to be persistent and have solid evidence.

JS Emuakpor · Nov 12, 2009

Hours at a time might have felt like murder to her vajango.

alleycat · Nov 12, 2009

I think I used to have her as a neighbor . . .

StoryG27 · Nov 12, 2009

Wow, she sounds like a real winner for a neighbor.

We used to have neighbors whose fighting would keep us up all hours. It was so irritating. This woman would be worse.

scarletpeaches · Nov 12, 2009

Scott Cole said:
Hours at a time might have felt like murder to her vajango.

Looks as if her face has been smacked with something long and hard too...

Smish · Nov 12, 2009

Neighbours at their home in Washington, County Durham, south of Newcastle, complained about the noise - as did passers-by and the postman.

When random people on the street are complaining, it MUST be bad!

Shadow_Ferret · Nov 12, 2009

She lost her sex appeal?

Does she have body odor?

ELMontague · Nov 12, 2009

I wanna hear the recording.

JS Emuakpor · Nov 13, 2009

scarletpeaches said:
Looks as if her face has been smacked with something long and hard too...

LMAO!

Noisy lover loses sex appeal

cooeedownunder

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thethinker42

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cooeedownunder

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RobinGBrown

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JS Emuakpor

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alleycat

Still around

StoryG27

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scarletpeaches

Smish

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Shadow_Ferret

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ELMontague

JS Emuakpor

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