What's your fav Seinfeld Moment/Line

spikeman4444

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Completely random, but awesome.


The four wander into a Chinese restaurant. The man at the front desk receives an important phone call for George and yells Cartwright instead of Costanza.

George: That was her. She called, he yelled Cartwright. Then he hung up.

Jerry: Cartwright? Who's Cartwright?

George: I'm Cartwright.

Jerry: You're not Cartwright.

George: Of course I'm not Cartwright!!
 

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"I'm out." Kramer after watching naked sexy neighbor excercise in 'the contest' episode.
 

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"They're real...and they're spectacular."

"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

"Not that there's anything wrong with that."

Elaine dropping out of the contest.
 
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George; "I've got hand!"

Girl who just dumped George; "And you're going to need it."