Character crush--got one?

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Sarah W

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After loaning her my Nero Wolfe collection, which she read in less than a month, a friend of mine told me that if Archie Goodwin ever appeared on her doorstep, she would seriously consider throwing over her ten-year marriage to go dancing with him at the Flamingo.

I voted for Saul Panzer, and the conversation degenerated from there.

But it begs the question: Who are those characters--in any genre--you're secretly crushing on? You know--the ones you wouldn't kick out of bed for being figments of other people's imaginations?

Or, more chastely, the ones with whom you wouldn't mind having a coffee date, saving the universe, fighting terrorists, or sharing mutual comfort over the untimely but painless demises of your respective spouses as you grow ever clos--ahem. You get the idea.

As I mentioned, Saul Panzer from the Nero Wolfe series is on my list--sure, he's a secondary character, but he's also one of the best detectives in New York, reads voraciously, plays the piano, and is the guy you want backing you in a tight spot--no pun intended.

Lord Vetinari from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series is another. This is what you might call a cerebral crush--I love him for his diabolically logical mind. And trained assassins are so . . . you know.

And I think I'd also like to have coffee sometime with Harry Dresden, the wizard of Chicago. Poor guy needs a breather with someone who will understand if a Sidhe horde rides down on Starbucks to get him.

Anyone else have a character crush? Or are my friend and I the only ones?
 

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Is it wrong to have a crush on one of my own characters? :)

I have a strange habit of crushing on characters of the opposite gender, despite not swinging that way. In Robert Jordans Wheel of Time it's Nynaeve (and every female Forsaken :) ). In Kate Elliots Spirit/Shadow Gate it's Zubaidit.

But in my own novel I'm crushing on a guy who is struggling with his sexual identity.
 

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Mark Darcy from the Bridget Jones books (especially in Edge of Reason).
Richard Mayhew from Neverwhere
Stu Redman from The Stand (at least when I was a teen, not sure if it would hold up)
Snape from Harry Potter
 

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Captain Wentworth - Persuasion

Farimir - Lord of the Rings
 

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My big one is Thalia from The Stepsister Scheme by jc Hines. Dreamy and troubled! Sigh...Let's see, who else? Peekay from The Power of One by Bryce Courtenay, he's basically the perfect guy (and a bit of a Gary Stu, but I'm okay with that). Neil Gaiman's Sandman is pretty dreamy too, but he's pretty awful to his girlfriends, and far too moody. Being moody is practically his superpower.

And how come character crushes are so often wildly inappropriate? My totally wrong character crush is Snape too. There's just something about a jerky antihero. I think JKR has even said at a speaking event that she doesn't know why girls like Snape when he's total archetype of a bad guy to date. Oh, here we go:
I hesitate to say that I love him. [Audience member: I do]. You do? This is a very worrying thing. Are you thinking about Alan Rickman or about Snape?...Girls, stop going for the bad guy. Go for a nice man in the first place. It took me 35 years to learn that, but I am giving you that nugget free, right now, at the beginning of your love lives...Why do you love him? Why do people love Snape? I do not understand this. Again, it’s bad boy syndrome, isn’t it? It’s very depressing.
 

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And then they cast Gary Sinise in the mini-series and my little 15 year old heart did flip flops.

That was a brilliant piece of casting.

Molly Ringwald not so much.
 

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And how come character crushes are so often wildly inappropriate? My totally wrong character crush is Snape too. There's just something about a jerky antihero. I think JKR has even said at a speaking event that she doesn't know why girls like Snape when he's total archetype of a bad guy to date. Oh, here we go:

That is a great quote!My crush is actually quite firmly rooted in book Snape. I think the Harry Potter film's are one of the few instances where I don't completely drool over Alan Rickman. Not quite sure why. Perhaps the hair.
 

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And how come character crushes are so often wildly inappropriate? My totally wrong character crush is Snape too. There's just something about a jerky antihero. I think JKR has even said at a speaking event that she doesn't know why girls like Snape when he's total archetype of a bad guy to date. Oh, here we go:

That funny, all my crushes are for the too nice guy, the guy trapped in a bad situation that isn't of his making and is unhappy about it - Arthur Dent, Dave Lister (from book not series) - yes, I crush on the last human alive!
And John O'Malley from the many Robert Rankin books. Another normal character thrown into extraordinary circumstances.
 

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I am in love with Sherlock Holmes.
Also Samuel Johnson, but he's not fictional. He is dead, though, so that kinda counts.

But... Archie Goodwin? Seriously? One thing I can't stand about those books is how he does an on-the-spot physical evaluation of every single woman he comes into contact with. It's like he thinks we're all meat.
 

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That funny, all my crushes are for the too nice guy, the guy trapped in a bad situation that isn't of his making and is unhappy about it - Arthur Dent, Dave Lister (from book not series) - yes, I crush on the last human alive!
And John O'Malley from the many Robert Rankin books. Another normal character thrown into extraordinary circumstances.

I had a crush on Ford Prefect until Life, The Universe and Everything. And book Ford (as opposed to radio Ford, mini-series Ford, or movie Ford) is, by and large, not the nice guy.
 

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That funny, all my crushes are for the too nice guy, the guy trapped in a bad situation that isn't of his making and is unhappy about it - Arthur Dent, Dave Lister (from book not series) - yes, I crush on the last human alive!

I call shenanigans! Lister is a wildly inappropriate crush: he's filthy (really, seriously, revoltingly dirty), he eats cornflakes with curry sauce for breakfast, drinks lager all day, and is too lazy to complete any task no matter how small. And it's not the stress of being the last human alive that's got to him--he was like that before! He's nice sure, but not exactly boyfriend material :D
 

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I had a crush on Ford Prefect until Life, The Universe and Everything. And book Ford (as opposed to radio Ford, mini-series Ford, or movie Ford) is, by and large, not the nice guy.
Agreed. Never crushed on book Ford. Book Zaphod, maybe just when we first meet him.
 

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I call shenanigans! Lister is a wildly inappropriate crush: he's filthy (really, seriously, revoltingly dirty), he eats cornflakes with curry sauce for breakfast, drinks lager all day, and is too lazy to complete any task no matter how small. And it's not the stress of being the last human alive that's got to him--he was like that before! He's nice sure, but not exactly boyfriend material :D
Nope, nope, nope. Book Lister is not like that. Well, that's not all he is. He's a much more well rounded character who protects his friends, is brave, creative and let's not forget, just wants to get back to the one girl who broke his heart. And he just wants to get back to earth. And he was orphaned. And... and....
I can't help it! Plus he probably smells better than some boyfriends I've had :D
 

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Nope, nope, nope. Book Lister is not like that. Well, that's not all he is. He's a much more well rounded character who protects his friends, is brave, creative and let's not forget, just wants to get back to the one girl who broke his heart. And he just wants to get back to earth. And he was orphaned. And... and....
I can't help it! Plus he probably smells better than some boyfriends I've had :D

I've got all the books. Don't make me break out the quotations! :D He is charming in a filthy sort of a way, I guess. PS My condolences on the smelly boyfriends *passes over a stick of Old Spice in sympathy*
 

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Stu Redman from The Stand (at least when I was a teen, not sure if it would hold up)


Me three! I adored Stu pre-Gary Sinese, but that casting didn't hurt.

And Kathleen, I'd forgotten all about Richard Mayhew--I'd like to know what happened to him . . .
 
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Morpheus, Death, Shadow, Fat Charlie and Daisy. The first two from the Sandman, the second from American Gods and the last two from Anansi Boys.
Yes, they're all from Neil Gaiman's books. Coincidence? Not likely. ;)
 
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Oh, yeah! And The Marquis De Carabas! Thanks for reminding me of Neverwhere, Sarah W. ^_~
And Silas, from the Graveyard Book.

What can I say, Neil writes the best characters for crushing on.
 

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Corwin from the Amber Chronicles. And his son, Merlin, too, which is quite squicky, now that i put it in words. ;) And not to forget Benedict, who was so untouchably Spock-ish.

And Spock, if it comes to that. I had a full-sized picture of him on my wall in the 60s.

I do adore Harry Dresden, i do. I like his voice and his moods and his give-it-yur-all.

And i always loved Vlad Taltos, but not in *that* way--more like a younger brother who can't keep out of mischief.

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Like Rhys, it is my characters; I pick actors to represent my characters so the answer is hell yes.
Jared Leto, Paul Leyden, Maika Maile, Henry Cavill, Krista Allen and Christian Bale have all played roles in my novels. *lusts*
 
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