Radio Person: Good morning. We're here today by popular demand to chat with Libbie's characters. Welcome to the show, He and She. People are anxious to know--do you plan on any smexyboingboing during the course of your story?
He: Hey, I'm a guy. Of course there will be boingboing. So far, I can't say exactly how I'm going to...
She (interrupting): In your dreams, muffin. No, Radio Person, I'm going to stay as far away from this one as I can. This guy has trouble written all over...
He (interrupting): She hasn't written that part yet. I already know you want me, but jeez, be patient!
She: I'm outta here.
Radio Person: So you aren't interested in Twuue Lurrrve, She?
She: Well, since you mention it...
Radio Person (interrupting): There you have it, folks! Straight from the source. We can't wait to see how Libbie will get boingboing out of these reluctant lovers...Tune in again after NaNo is done. We promise it'll be, um, FULFILLING!
(Radio Person doffs his hat to Lori for the idea)