Quotable quotes from your favorites comedies.

Gretad08 · Oct 25, 2009

I'm inspired by Paul's thread. After listing so many great comedies I want to know why we like them so much.

List your favorite quotable quotes from your top ten comedies.

Have fun!

Gregg · Oct 25, 2009

I listed mine in the other post.

And I love the crude out-takes from Grumpy Old Men that were shown at the end of the movie.

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/140164/detail/

maxmordon · Oct 25, 2009

From Arsenic and Old Lace

"He's down to Panama"

Wayne K · Oct 25, 2009

It's hard to think of one that isn't offensive

This was always a favorite of mine from Blazing Saddles.
Jim: Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face-to-face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass.

Wayne K · Oct 25, 2009

I love the Cecil B. Demille part.

Kathleen42 · Oct 25, 2009

"That's the way it crumbles--cookie-wise." from The Apartment

"You know, I have a theory that hieroglyphics are just an ancient comic strip about a character named Sphinxy." - When Harry Met Sally

Cassandra: "There's only one reason Christian girls comes down to the Planned Parenthood."
Roland: "She's planting a pipe bomb?"
Cassandra: "Okay, two reasons."
From Saved!

"Class is over, Joey, go eat some Halibut." New Waterford Girl

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K." Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

"Well, here we are at another murder. I'd rather we met for minature golf." Psycho Beach Party

Zoombie · Oct 25, 2009

"It doesn't have any vulnerable spots! ITS A ROCK MONSTER!"

"Look around yourself, uh, can you make some kind of rudimentary lathe!?"

(If you can guess the movie, you get a rep)

Cranky · Oct 26, 2009

Gregg said:
I listed mine in the other post.

And I love the crude out-takes from Grumpy Old Men that were shown at the end of the movie.

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/140164/detail/

Oh, hell. I forgot to put that one on my list of favorite comedies. Love, love those guys in that. Lennon, Matthau, Meredith, and Davis. Fantastic! Burgess Meredith absolutely killed me with his dirty talk. :roll:

Oh, and for a quote:

Max: You mean the low-life, ass-wipe, egg-sucker John Gustafson?
Snyder: Have you seen him?
Max: The man's crazy. Loco. Always hanging out around those kinky strip bars. You know, the ones where the men take their clothes off. That's of course if he's taken his medication.
Snyder: Medication?
Max : Yes, without it he could be anywhere. Wandering around talking to the trees. I'm telling you the man's a menace, he's always drinking, starting fights.

Paul · Oct 26, 2009

Gretad08 said:
I'm inspired by Paul's thread. After listing so many great comedies I want to know why we like them so much.

List your favorite quotable quotes from your top ten comedies.

Have fun!

Finally, my written work has inspired somebody...

Gretad08 · Oct 26, 2009

"When Santa squeezes his fat-ass down the chimney tonight, he'll find the jolliest bunch of ass-holes this side of the nut house!"

Chevy Chase, Christmas Vacation.

Gretad08 · Oct 26, 2009

Paul said:
Finally, my written work has inspired somebody...

I'm glad I could be a part of fulfilling your writing dreams

!

RickN · Oct 26, 2009

Zoombie said:
"It doesn't have any vulnerable spots! ITS A ROCK MONSTER!"

"Look around yourself, uh, can you make some kind of rudimentary lathe!?"

(If you can guess the movie, you get a rep)

Galaxy Quest. It also has no motivation.

One of my favorite little films, always fun to watch on a rainy Saturday. "Evolution" is another.

Wayne K · Oct 26, 2009

Two from As good as it gets.

Melvin Udall: I'm drowning here, and you're describing the water!

Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

Quotable quotes from your favorites comedies.

Gretad08

Gregg

Life is good

maxmordon

Penúltimo

Wayne K

Wayne K

Kathleen42

crushing on fictional characters

Zoombie

Dragon of the Multiverse

Cranky

Paul

Gretad08

Gretad08

RickN

Wayne K