Zombies vs Vampires

slcboston · Oct 6, 2009

Round 1:

http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/popv...are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck.aspx

Round 2:

http://www.cinematical.com/2009/10/05/why-zombies-make-better-horror-movies-than-vampires/

.... now all I'm waiting for is someone to write and article why werewolves are better than both.

slcboston · Oct 6, 2009

... and I tossed in a poll bcs I gave someone grief last week for not having a poll in a similar sort of thread, and I know I'd get it in return if I didn't post a poll.

I vote "chihuahuas"

... also, the guy from Twilight is sexy? Really?? wow. I am so out of touch.

Haggis · Oct 6, 2009

It seems to me the answer is obvious.

DeleyanLee · Oct 6, 2009

Chihuahuas, hands down. No contest at all.

slcboston · Oct 6, 2009

Well, they were behind in the poll there for a while.

And you have to respect the polls, or at least that's what the news has me believe.

bettielee · Oct 6, 2009

Vampires used to be more awesome, but they will always be more awesome-er than zombies.

Not that I don't enjoy a zombie flick - but I live in an apartment, with only one way out and no wood, nails or large furniture. If the zombies attack, I'm toast, dude.

dgrintalis · Oct 6, 2009

I voted other. I would win.

I would dress myself up like Lara Croft or no...how about Selene from Underworld. Yes, that's better. Strap my 9mm to my thigh, hide sharp implements in various places, and make my stand with my hair streaming in the wind behind me and my pit bull at my side. Oh and I'll wear red lipstick. I think wearing red lipstick is a must when fighting vampires/zombies/chihuahuas.

CatSlave · Oct 6, 2009

Baby Jane, a la Betty Davis.

Neurotic · Oct 7, 2009

The sparrows will kill us all, and if you can't see that, you're all doomed.

Well, you're doomed anyway. But at least if you saw the true threat you'd be able to make your peace or whatever.

Tepelus · Oct 7, 2009

Vampires 4evah!

Haggis · Oct 7, 2009

I simply cannot believe Chihuahuas have slipped to third place. Are you sure this voting isn't rigged?

50 Foot Ant · Oct 7, 2009

Monkeys all the way, baby!

Small, limber, capable of knife fighting, and able to scale walls.

Not even vampires can match a monkey!

kct webber · Oct 8, 2009

I'm with the ant on this. Monkeys will one day destroy us all and rule the earth. Seriously. Look at this!

KTC · Oct 8, 2009

I voted OTHER. People are more terrifying than any monster we can ever create.

Cella · Oct 9, 2009

it's not Chihuahuas so much, but one in particular. The horns are especially terrifying....

Pike · Oct 9, 2009

Where the hell are the werewolves? Come on! They're ultra violence and mass destruction wrapped up in a human skin until the snap, kind of like the Incredible Hulk but with a lot more blood. Ya baby, bring on the fur!!

Zombies vs Vampires

So Who Wins?

Zombies

Vampires

Sparrows

Chihuahuas

Monkeys

Other

slcboston

Pasture-ized

slcboston

Pasture-ized

Haggis

Evil, undead Chihuahua

DeleyanLee

Writing Anarchist

slcboston

Pasture-ized

bettielee

I'm a sparkly fairy princess!

dgrintalis

'Tis true, she is a monstergirl

CatSlave

Mah tale iz draggin.

Neurotic

Militant apathist

Tepelus

And so...

Haggis

Evil, undead Chihuahua

50 Foot Ant

kct webber

Squirrel, Sekrit type, 1 ea.

KTC

Stand in the Place Where You Live

Cella

Cella

Pike

Chivalry ain't dead