Alternative jobs for characters

[Lyra Jean]

I was on Twitter and ShadowFerret and Meastro were talking about Harry Potter. What if Harry Potter decided to be completely muggle what kind of career would he enter? I mentioned that he could become a herpetologist since he can speak to snakes.

What jobs could other characters from other books do instead of their current ones?

[Delhomeboy]

Holden Caulfield= DMV Desk Attendant

[Kurtz]

Leopold Bloom - Buddha

[Lyra Jean]

Edward Cullen- Historian

[Krintar]

Edward Cullen- Historian
I was going to say 'Disco Ball' but okay.

[swvaughn]

I was going to say 'Disco Ball' but okay.

Dude, you just killed me. Edward Cullen, Disco Ball. *dies laughing*

That's awesome.

[ChristineR]

There was a lot of work for free lance disco balls back in the seventies. But nowadays? Forget it. Most clubs won't even look at a sparkly person they don't know. Too many incidents with drunk girls with pretty necks.

[Lyra Jean]

I was going to say 'Disco Ball' but okay.

I like yours better. :roll:

[lucidzfl]

Jack Torrance, Fireman.

[The Lonely One]

Guy Montag. Fire Safety Specialist.

[mudbubble]

Frodo- Chimney sweep or jockey

[Kurtz]

Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov - Catholic Priest

[Lyra Jean]

Perrigrin Took - stand up comedian

[The Lonely One]

Holden Caulfield= DMV Desk Attendant

"Yes, mmhmmm. Childhood. That's interesting. Screwed up, you say? Not to be rude but could I get my license?"

[PoppysInARow]

Holden Caulfield= DMV Desk Attendant

:roll:That kills me!