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Penman Shipp
07-07-2005, 02:19 PM
Well, Hello to you all... Here's another from the land of the Midnight Oil :

debitante, n. A teeneage girl entering the Mall with her first charge card.

( Granted, these are not formal writing per se, but I love words themselves and truly enjoy just using the language. )

So ! Let's play !

poetinahat
07-08-2005, 09:00 AM
Yes, a new game!

Militory - Anti-Blair sentiment in the British armed forces

Penman Shipp
07-08-2005, 10:46 AM
G'day, poetinahat !!

This is great ! Militory! :Clap:

Okay -- here's another ...

hipnosis, n. the stunned condition induced in a consumer by
long term exposure to glitzy high-tech consumer electronics. :banana:

maestrowork
07-08-2005, 06:44 PM
Investingates - buy more Microsoft stocks.

Penman Shipp
07-09-2005, 02:37 PM
ciao, maestro ! :banana: Bravo !


okay.. okay.. okay ! -- here's one back:

inflatuation, n. a completely silly, yet intense devotion to foods such as broccoli, cabbage and chili beans.

Penman Shipp

Cinemachick
07-13-2005, 03:37 PM
Okay Boys, Time for a woman to step in !

wrecreation, n. driving demolition derby on weekends

:box:

poetinahat
07-15-2005, 08:49 AM
Glad it's not a boys' club anymore! :Clap:

Aducation - Commercially-subsidised textbooks

Simpsons episode:

Troy McClure -- "If I have 3 Pepsis and I drink two of them, how much more refreshed am I?"

Student -- "Um, Pepsi?"

Troy McClure -- "Partial credit!"

Penman Shipp
07-20-2005, 10:32 PM
Yes ! :popcorn: We want MORE !!

( I've been dredging around a bit this week in the filebox and haven't struck upon anything worth originating. )

Some time ago I was about to submit decaflon when I got beat to the punch.

... (But I preferred my own definition: decaflon n. Ten days without a decent cup of coffee.

:Coffee:

poetinahat
08-05-2005, 05:51 AM
... (But I preferred my own definition: decaflon n. Ten days without a decent cup of coffee.

:Coffee:

Brilliant -- a well-espressed idea.

rodio -- a station that plays country-western music. (Lyle, I Lovett!)

Pat~
08-05-2005, 09:15 AM
Stonehinge-- circular arrangement of giant, prehistoric hinges in England

(I think this is going to take a little practice...)

Pthom
08-06-2005, 10:59 AM
In that vein, there's Lock Lommond and Lock Ness, both Scottish security devices.

poetinahat
08-10-2005, 09:55 AM
Kmartini - cocktail made with cheap vodka

Penman Shipp
08-11-2005, 01:22 AM
:banana: This is great !!! Truly remarkable !!!

I'm really delighted at these entries !!

trumancoyote
08-11-2005, 01:30 AM
Gradubation: (grahd-yoo-bay-shun) n.

Climbing the ladder of auto-erotic deviance, from mere masturbation to the use of toys, costumes, etc.

JAlpha
08-11-2005, 01:41 AM
Estrogin

As in my favorite martini recipe . . .
8 parts estrogin to 1 part dry Vermouth

trumancoyote
08-11-2005, 01:47 AM
Hahah. I love you, Janet.

Does booze help w/ hormonal flux? :D

JAlpha
08-11-2005, 01:53 AM
Silly Coyote, booze helps everything:Shrug:

You can even stick it in your ear . . .

Instructions: Mix equil parts of apple cidar vinager and vodka {1 or 2 tablespoons is good}. Put one or two drops in infected ear and let set 10-15 minutes and then drain. Repeat it 2-3 times a day.

Perks
08-11-2005, 01:58 AM
chumple - v. to wad someone into a ball of foolishness

trumancoyote
08-11-2005, 02:04 AM
Silly Coyote, booze helps everything:Shrug:

You can even stick it in your ear . . .

Instructions: Mix equil parts of apple cidar vinager and vodka {1 or 2 tablespoons is good}. Put one or two drops in infected ear and let set 10-15 minutes and then drain. Repeat it 2-3 times a day.

Heheh. Silly me, indeed.

I'll have to try that ear recipe. They've been kinda cloggish after all the pollution in China.

Perks
08-11-2005, 02:16 AM
circulard - n. the ring of chub that hangs over one's waistband.



(ooooh, now I'm getting silly - this could be a long night)

ChunkyC
08-11-2005, 04:42 AM
This is worth a try....

truc·u·lant adj. -- a bad tempered insect, or small person who keeps getting beat up.

Jenny
08-12-2005, 09:09 AM
I like this game.

Cellulite's a con to SELL-U-LITE fat food.

MYSTIVAL - New Age carnival

TAXIDOOM - after which you'll be taxidermed.

And meeting a werewolf is a HAIRRABLE experience.

Lame, lame, lame, so I'll get back to Sobliterating good taste by writing tearjerker romances.

Penman Shipp
08-13-2005, 07:24 PM
Hey, Just as long as you're dressed for it !

dipthong n. what a linguist wears on the beach

Pat~
08-14-2005, 02:44 AM
marathin--emaciated condition common to long-distance runners

JAlpha
08-14-2005, 03:36 AM
powet--a washed-up poet

Penman Shipp
08-18-2005, 01:24 AM
I like this game too !

Here's one for you :

ambiguilty, (am-big-YOU-ill-tee) n. .. Any way that you look at it, you were wrong.

:Headbang: Penmann Ship

Susie
08-18-2005, 04:18 AM
intaxication: Taking a cab when drunk on holiday.

Yours are all super!

JAlpha
08-18-2005, 05:03 AM
:ROFL: That makes perfect sense!

poetinahat
08-18-2005, 10:40 AM
congratulotion - 'buttering up' someone successful.

aruna
08-18-2005, 10:42 AM
Untelligence: Mindfog

arrowqueen
08-18-2005, 04:14 PM
Ignoranus: (n) a person who is not only stupid, but an a*sehole into the bargain.

Carole
08-18-2005, 04:58 PM
Whizard - a male type person who can hit the toilet...and only the toilet...when he has to pee!

Carole
08-18-2005, 05:02 PM
Braino - super strong coffee used to clear the mind of fog, cobwebs and lack of sleep, restoring the flow of normal activity.

Cinemachick
08-18-2005, 09:38 PM
mallpractice noun
1 : a predilection to shopping with a high degree of professional skill or frequency by one ( such as a debitante ) visiting stores situated within the same retail complex which results in layaways, cash purchases, and/or credit sales.
2 : any such entertaining, luxurious, or dedicated practice: MALLFEASANCE (http://absolutewrite.com/forums/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=malfeasance) [/url]
:popcorn: Cinemachick[url="javascript:popWin('/cgi-bin/audio.pl?malpra01.wav=malpractice')"] (javascript:popWin('/cgi-bin/audio.pl?malpra01.wav=malpractice'))

Penman Shipp
08-19-2005, 01:01 AM
eurination, n. the practice of demarking territory with the use of euros, much as a dog would leave his scent on a tree.

sassandgroove
08-19-2005, 02:05 AM
Intaxification, the mild euphoria at receiving your tax refund until your realize it was your damn money to begin with.

(paraphrased from Washington post. can't take credit...can't think of my own...sigh)

sassandgroove
08-19-2005, 02:08 AM
Esteamed, the state of being "steamed" (angry) if you speak spanish.

(I tried...):)

Hey, thought of this while watching Batman Begins...excellent movie


Vigilente: One who takes or advocates for the taking back of stuff you loaned(esp. money) to a n'er do well friend or family memeber into one's own hands

JAlpha
08-20-2005, 06:16 AM
scampaign -- coming soon to an election in your voting district!

poetinahat
08-22-2005, 07:54 AM
televasion - avoiding a conversation by pretending you're too engrossed in the idiot box to hear.

Honey Nut Loop
08-22-2005, 05:22 PM
Formicate- The reproduction of forms in the in-box of office desks

JAlpha
08-23-2005, 06:11 PM
Censorsnip http://www.games.gr/forum/images/smilies/scissors.gif
Just seems more logical then "sensorship"

Honey Nut Loop
08-28-2005, 04:27 AM
Isn't it spelt censorship?

Amalgumate- The creation of a giant wad of gum on the bottom of a desk, filing cabinet, or other school equipment.

JAlpha
08-28-2005, 05:14 AM
Isn't it spelt censorship?

Amalgumate- The creation of a giant wad of gum on the bottom of a desk, filing cabinet, or other school equipment.

:Smack:

rowriter
08-28-2005, 08:26 AM
belligerunt:A young child who doesn't play nice.

sassandgroove
08-29-2005, 07:39 PM
Isn't it spelt censorship?

Amalgumate- The creation of a giant wad of gum on the bottom of a desk, filing cabinet, or other school equipment.

Don't forget bunks in cabins at summer camp. There was a line of them, with dates...eewww

JenNipps
08-29-2005, 10:11 PM
Here's one I think a lot of us would be familiar with.

computter: a computer on its last legs

sassandgroove
08-29-2005, 10:42 PM
penmanchip: chip on your shoulder over a terrible teacher who criticized your handwriting along with everything else....

JAlpha
09-02-2005, 09:45 PM
wisdim--akin to armchair/sharing vicariously in another's experiences

Penman Shipp
09-03-2005, 10:03 PM
Yes !
Braino is essential to a balanced diet. One cannot properly assimilate nicotine without a good balance of caffeine. Have you tried The Bodum Workout * ?


* French-press 1/4 pound

poetinahat
09-08-2005, 11:29 AM
gril(l)friend - Significant Other who always has to know exactly where you were, and who wit.

Cinemachick
09-11-2005, 04:50 PM
phe-pnom-pen-a n. the occurrence of many southeast asian restaurants and stores opening in your city.

poetinahat
09-13-2005, 06:37 AM
amusician - entertainer such as Peter Schickele (discoverer of PDQ Bach) or Weird Al Yankovic

Penman Shipp
09-14-2005, 12:27 PM
esteamed tr.v. ( def # 2) the right milk to use in a cafe con leche.

Penman Shipp
09-14-2005, 12:50 PM
gasolein n. Law. the right to take and hold or sell the firstborn of a customer as security or payment for refueling a large vehicle such as an SUV or Recreational Vehicle.
http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/emoticonsscared.gif

Honey Nut Loop
09-17-2005, 01:22 AM
transpestite n- The devil to angel syndrome and vice versa

Penman Shipp
09-18-2005, 10:24 PM
res·pit·u·tion, res-p&t-tyü'-sh&n, n, giving a sucker an even break.

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/emoticonbanana.giffrom Latin restitution-, restitutio, from restituere, to re store + respectus, act of looking back.

Cinemachick
09-19-2005, 12:13 AM
pneumania: n. The fanatical compulsion of some persons to have a totally "smoke free" environment.http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/emoticonguns2.gif

Cinemachick
09-19-2005, 12:20 AM
austral body: n. The ability of Australian Men to make American Women feel out of this world.
:Cheers:

poetinahat
09-19-2005, 06:22 AM
vespionage - scooter skulking

JAlpha
09-28-2005, 09:34 PM
mashter--someone who has mastered the art of making mashed potatos sans the lumps.

aspier
09-28-2005, 09:42 PM
uh = up hours

blacbird
09-29-2005, 12:50 AM
televate: v.i. To rise from the sofa in order to change the channel on the TV when the remote control cannot be found.

JAlpha
10-04-2005, 05:50 PM
rhinopasty--ummm, that's one rather large pasty.

Shwebb
10-05-2005, 02:03 AM
rhinopasty--ummm, that's one rather large pasty.

Okay, Janet--


LOL! Can I add another letter? rhinopastry-taking "inhaling your donuts" a step further.

My-Immortal
10-07-2005, 08:19 AM
answear - How the 'questions' on the board of the cable version of Jeopardy could be worded.

Penman Shipp
10-07-2005, 12:21 PM
queston n. [in quantum physics] , the queston is the smallest isolatable particle of curiousity. Wherever no questons exist the void is filled by morons. :idea:

poetinahat
10-07-2005, 12:25 PM
Leopardy* - A game show where you have to answer questions on topics in which your knowledge is spotty.

:scared:
*: Assist to My-Immortal

JAlpha
10-30-2005, 03:56 AM
satired: a fatigue that results from always being the object of everyone's jokes.

poetinahat
11-02-2005, 08:14 AM
cornucopya - collection of bad jokes lifted from other sources.

JAlpha
11-05-2005, 08:50 PM
Cuisini (prounounced like Houdini)

My new nickname for my son when he comes home from college on the weekend and empties out my refrigerator and pantry!

http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/th_INKitrefridgerator01.gif (http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/?action=view&current=INKitrefridgerator01.gif)

Penman Shipp
11-05-2005, 10:11 PM
taxotomy n. ( from the Greek words taxis = order and tomos = slice )

A taxotomy is the involuntary removal of nearly 40% of a person's income by a government. Often performed with enthusiasm on a state and national level, it is nowadays considered by many to be a corrupt and barbaric practice.

sandoz
11-06-2005, 01:03 AM
I can't take credit for this one:

OSTEOPORNOSIS: A DEGENERATE DISEASE

(won a new york times contest, if I remember)

And my personal one:

BARISTOCRACY: ruling class in seattle's coffee scene

Mrs.Firefly
11-06-2005, 03:34 AM
Kmartini - cocktail made with cheap vodka


that one is awesome! kmartini, i love it. i'm going to use that on the bartender next time i'm served yucky vodka. lol

Penman Shipp
11-07-2005, 07:14 PM
plethorax n. an out-of-proportion bra size.
L. thorax - breastplate, chest, and Gk. plethein - to be full

Penman Shipp
11-09-2005, 12:24 PM
I'm submitting this one on behalf of a close friend in Las Vegas, who says:

" I thought of one today. Since this is my very first contribution in this field I am pleased with myself. .. . The term is:


Pier Pressure: The frustration and angst experienced while waiting for one's ship to come in. "

Penman Shipp
11-09-2005, 12:42 PM
Cuisini (prounounced like Houdini)

My new nickname for my son when he comes home from college on the weekend and empties out my refrigerator and pantry!

http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/th_INKitrefridgerator01.gif (http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/?action=view&current=INKitrefridgerator01.gif)
"He's a veritable Cuisini at the dining table " Yeah, that's a very usable term !! ( . . . it's as if the food just disappears.. ) http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/smilepopcorn.gif

Penman Shipp
11-15-2005, 02:54 AM
oregasm NOUN: 1. The peak of female excitement, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure from contact with gold, silver and/or diamonds, usually accompanied by the discharge of finances by the male.
from [ L. aes, Skr. ayas iron. ] and [ Gk. organ, to swell, be excit ed ] http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/EmoteKiss.gif

JAlpha
11-15-2005, 07:22 AM
Fidociary: somebody who is entrusted with the management of your dog's property or with the power to act on behalf and for the benefit of your dog.

poetinahat
11-15-2005, 10:29 AM
slawyer - an overqualified deli counter attendant

Green Bereft - wilderness transformed by the Army Corps of Engineers

Penman Shipp
11-15-2005, 05:44 PM
slawyer - an overqualified deli counter attendant

Green Bereft - wilderness transformed by the Army Corps of Engineers


Oh, these are SO great ! There are lots of slawyers out there !

Penman Shipp
11-15-2005, 05:50 PM
menoplause n. is that stage of human female life when changing levels of natural hormones, symptoms such as hot flashes and palpitations , mood swings and lack of concentration give cause for any rational man in the vicinity to immediately agree.

[ from Gk.menos, "month" + L. plausibilis, from plaudo, to clap hands; That may be applauded, hence; apparently right, popular. ]

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/smileyflag.gif

Penman Shipp
11-22-2005, 02:43 AM
psnoriasis n. the irritation of being kept awake -- by someone sleeping.

poetinahat
11-22-2005, 03:18 AM
psnoriasis n. the irritation of being kept awake -- by someone sleeping.
I caught this from my baby!:eek:

Penman Shipp
11-22-2005, 08:32 AM
bullimia n. (American Politics) lack of honesty disorder. A condition in which the incumbent engages in recurrent binge lying followed by intentionally attempting to compensate for the publics' perception of obvious deviation from the truth. ( See damage control )

[ from Gk. bous, " ox " (or) Mod. Eng. “ bull ” + Gk. emesis, " to spit, vomit. " ]

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/emoticonbox.gif

poetinahat
11-23-2005, 08:55 AM
frustreated - the angst created by the futile effort of trying to open candy or chips wrapped in either in that rip-proof 'easy-opening' bag material, or the impenetrable shrink wrap.

unthoughtknown
11-23-2005, 09:54 AM
Novelista.

An itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny novelist.

(that was pretty bad wasn't it?)

poetinahat
11-23-2005, 10:00 AM
Aw, I don't know about that...

It could also mean "militant writer, esp. one who is intolerant of those who merely read (viz. Sandinista, Fashionista).

It's got a ring to it!

Penman Shipp
11-24-2005, 03:08 AM
Novelista.

An itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny novelist.

(that was pretty bad wasn't it?)

" Novelistas of the G.L.A (Grammatical Liberation Organization) strike again in attack on the otherwise stuffy literary world... spokesgirl jen.nifer their leader takes credit for recent publishings. "

I have to agree with poetinahat. You're a novelista. Keep the faith, baby.
:box:

poetinahat
11-24-2005, 08:35 AM
stomach pimp - fast-food spokesthing, e.g. Ronald McDonald

threedogpeople
11-25-2005, 12:54 AM
taco hell - being da$%ed to all eternity to eat BAD mexican food

Penman Shipp
11-27-2005, 12:16 AM
incompoop, n. A fool, one entrusted with the Federal Budget. http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/emoticoncrazy.gif

Penman Shipp
11-30-2005, 12:06 PM
hypnocrisy, n. pretending to be asleep, when you are not.

[ from Gk. hypnos "sleep" + Gk. hypokrites "pretender" ]

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/emoticonbanana.gif

NickDangr
11-30-2005, 10:07 PM
chesticles, n. male mammaries

sorry - two letters - apologies if I've transgressed

transdressed, the state of or having gone against the current style of clothing

arrowqueen
12-01-2005, 03:11 AM
Gymnastits: - the uncontrollable bouncing you get when you forget your sports bra.

Penman Shipp
12-01-2005, 04:58 PM
Gymnastits: - the uncontrollable bouncing you get when you forget your sports bra.http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/emoteJump.gif


That's SO observably true !! Well, then I must be a "gymnecologist".


gymnecologist, n. a specialist in the observation of gymnastits.http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/smilepopcorn.gif
[ from Greek gumnazein, to exercise naked, kolla, glue + logia, study of ] ( see plethorax )

poetinahat
12-01-2005, 05:14 PM
cadpiece - the lothario's 'lucky undies'

Penman Shipp
12-01-2005, 05:28 PM
tosticles, n. gymnastics -- without the support. http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/EmoteWha.gif

arrowqueen
12-04-2005, 01:52 AM
Tanorexia: an unhealthy addiction to sunbeds.*


* I confess. I stole this one.

Penman Shipp
12-07-2005, 01:26 AM
My wife and I are STILL laughing over this one !! This is an awesome word !http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/EmoteROFL.gif

arrowqueen
12-07-2005, 02:11 AM
How kind.

Penman Shipp
12-23-2005, 11:50 PM
manumental, adj. Done without using a computer.

threedogpeople
12-24-2005, 01:50 AM
K-fart

A store filled with a bunch of cr*p .

poetinahat
12-31-2005, 05:16 PM
bothroom - unisex lavatory

vialation - a specious urine sample

Plaster of Pairs - breast augmentation

Penman Shipp
01-03-2006, 07:01 PM
bothroom - unisex lavatory

vialation - a specious urine sample

Plaster of Pairs - breast augmentation


Dang, mister ! Love these !

poetinahat
01-04-2006, 05:34 AM
harmoonics - 'wind' chimes, if ya know what I mean

poetinahat
01-21-2006, 03:28 PM
coindescension - an insultingly small tip

poetinahat
01-21-2006, 04:04 PM
prestitution - providing sexual favours as compensation for some other offense.

Penman Shipp
01-22-2006, 03:58 AM
prosticution n. receiving political favors in exchange for taking out someone's opponent.

Pat~
01-26-2006, 07:38 PM
Hope you don't mind my interrupting this thread with an offering from my emailbox this morning:


Mensa Invitational

It's that time of year again -- The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are this year's winners.


1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

5. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.

7. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

8. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

9 Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

10 Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
like, a serious bummer.

11. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.

12. Glibido: All talk and no action.

13. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

14. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

15. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

16. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
the fruit you're eating.

17. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an *******.


I had no idea we were engaging in such an intelligent activity...carry on! :)

Penman Shipp
01-28-2006, 06:16 PM
Hi there ! Yes ! This is the original article that prompted me to start this thread !

I had written to The Washington Post with my words as I wanted to enter. Turned out they do different things each time. It was, alas, no longer open.

So, with nowhere to go to share these, I came here !

and glad I am that I did ! It's a great game !!

Thank you !!

. . . Got one to throw in ???

Pat~
02-01-2006, 04:17 AM
I haven't done one of these for so long, I'm not sure if I can get my brain to cooperate...how about:

smugger--an overconfident purse-snatcher
sandalism--the malicious destruction of beach shoes


(*sigh* I'm going to have to think some more...)

poetinahat
02-01-2006, 04:22 AM
Brible - list of local officials who are 'on the take'

poetinahat
02-16-2006, 04:37 PM
scoofter - Ponce on a Vespa
(yeah, yeah, I'm a card-carrying member)

JAlpha
02-16-2006, 10:51 PM
farthometer http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/babyfart.mp2

poetinahat
02-17-2006, 11:38 AM
Operah - The singing talk show ain't over until...

egospel - Pontifications of a know-it-all

froshting - college hazing ritual involving eggs and confetti

poetinahat
02-20-2006, 03:12 AM
obscone - pornographic muffin

Pat~
02-20-2006, 04:09 AM
abscene--the wanton display of abdominal musculature

NickDangr
12-25-2006, 06:35 AM
abscend - the act of leaving the scene of the crime with evidence, bypassing the electric chair and going straight to the hereafter

Rolling Thunder
12-25-2006, 06:42 AM
abscent - A sweaty 6 pack, not fit for drinking.

Alan Yee
12-25-2006, 07:27 AM
axscent - 1) the smell of something that has been chopped by a heavy bladed weapon. 2) the words grunted or yelled when an ax-wielder brings down his weapon, usually accompanied by a distinct unidentifiable odor.

Rolling Thunder
12-27-2006, 08:26 AM
Axscene - A pornographic hatchet movie where the best parts have been cut by an editor.

NickDangr
12-27-2006, 08:55 AM
oxscene - the meatiest parts of the movie, the editor decides to eat.

Penman Shipp
06-21-2007, 10:06 PM
Cuisini (prounounced like Houdini)

My new nickname for my son when he comes home from college on the weekend and empties out my refrigerator and pantry!

http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/th_INKitrefridgerator01.gif (http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/?action=view&current=INKitrefridgerator01.gif)

Hi there ! I must tell you I just burst out laughing EVERY time I see your little fridge guy animation here ! SO COOL.

BenPanced
06-22-2007, 12:01 AM
oxscene - the meatiest parts of the movie, the editor decides to eat.
oxscent - the newest cologne for dray animals. From Calvin Kleen.

arrowqueen
06-22-2007, 01:55 AM
Obscent - perfume to wear at orgies/while making blue movies.

Penman Shipp
06-22-2007, 07:53 AM
axcede - to attain higher office or station... with a real sharp blade !

L. from ax "axe" + cedere "go, move"

:e2writer:

Penman Shipp
08-06-2008, 01:47 PM
peerennial, a. friendship that never ends.

Deccydiva
08-06-2008, 01:54 PM
Drudger - a ship that clears really boring stuff from the sea bed for hours at a time.

Penman Shipp
08-06-2008, 02:51 PM
chugrin, n the utter realization upon waking that you really DID have too many.

Priene
08-06-2008, 03:13 PM
Wow, this thread's so old it references our last* Prime Minister like he's still in power.





*If you're reading this any later than September 2008 you can probably make that our last-but-one Prime Minister.

Penman Shipp
11-30-2008, 02:15 AM
incompoop, n. A fool, one entrusted with the Federal Budget. :crazy:



I ran across this again today and find it even scarily more truthful.

Penman Shipp
01-21-2009, 09:44 AM
admunition: n. A well intended warning or caution -- backed up with

really big guns.:guns: