Stupidest.....

Hettie · Sep 9, 2009

Stupidest..... thing you have heard a celebrity say...

Mine: Crack is Whack

(Whitney Houston)

I KNOW stupidist is not a word.... REALLY I do! It would be 'most stupid'...

alleycat · Sep 9, 2009

I hate to pick on the man anymore than he has been, but this is a classic:

"A mind is a terrible thing not to have. How true that is." -Dan Quayle.

I think I got the wording right, I'm going by memory.

DL Hegel · Sep 9, 2009

i did it
i didn't do it
i meant to do that

Silver King · Sep 9, 2009

I heard an athlete on television the other day complain about how dangerous a blow to the head can be.

He said, "That's where your brain is, you know."

Oh, really?

scarletpeaches · Sep 9, 2009

"I'd love to be that thin, but not with all the flies and stuff." -Mariah Carey.

DL Hegel · Sep 9, 2009

http://www.legendsofamerica.com/GH-CelebrityStupid.html

http://hollywoodflakes.blogspot.com/2007/10/stupid-celebrity-quotes.html

BigWords · Sep 9, 2009

Any time a politician or celebrity says "... but I didn't inhale."

Or the all-time classic "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

scarletpeaches · Sep 9, 2009

BigWords said:
Any time a politician or celebrity says "... but I didn't inhale."

Or the all-time classic "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

Or "I will not be resigning."

alleycat · Sep 9, 2009

"Depends on what your definition of 'is' is."

Hettie · Sep 9, 2009

"I have to work out hard to be as hot as I am. It's difficult for me, and I want girls to know that." -Gwen Stefani

MGraybosch · Sep 9, 2009

Hettie said:
Stupidest..... thing you have heard a celebrity say...

I consider any of the following facepalm-worthy.

Kanye West said:
"Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed."

"I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph."

"I am a proud non-reader of books. I like to get information from doing stuff like actually talking to people and living real life."

MGraybosch · Sep 9, 2009

Hettie said:
"I have to work out hard to be as hot as I am. It's difficult for me, and I want girls to know that." -Gwen Stefani

Wait a minute. When the hell was Gwen Stefani hot? She's so skinny that she looks like she'd fall apart if I kissed her too hard.

JoeEkaitis · Sep 9, 2009

"Now I'm starting to read to my son, but I couldn't believe how vapid and vacant and empty all the stories were. There were no lessons, just all about princesses and like the beautiful prince arrives and he takes her for his wife and nothing happens, no efforts are made. Nobody asks her what her opinion is... I didn't see anybody struggling for things. There's like no books about anything."

Seaclusion2 · Sep 9, 2009

"They misunderestimated me." G W Bush -Bentonville, Ark.

"Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." G W Bush - Gothenburg, Sweden

Richard

alleycat · Sep 9, 2009

Okay, who's going to be the first to post the YouTube link to Miss South Carolina?

I ain't goin' do it.

backslashbaby · Sep 9, 2009

I commend Oprah on being like, 'This is a problem,' but it was a slap in my face.
-- Chris Brown, on Oprah's reaction to his assault on Riana

Maybe not the worst, but recent, and gobsmacking.

Seaclusion2 · Sep 9, 2009

Don't you know. It's OK to be stupid--if you smile and look cute doing it.

Richard

backslashbaby · Sep 9, 2009

And my all-time favorite, surely never to be topped:

Too many gynecologists aren't able to practice their...love with women across the country.

--Bush

alleycat · Sep 9, 2009

Please, no more than 20 Bush-isms in this one thread.

Nu-clearer?

spamwarrior · Sep 9, 2009

They have a whole section for Britney Spears!

Seaclusion2 · Sep 9, 2009

I think this one tops it:

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." G W Bush--Greece, N.Y

Richard

alleycat · Sep 9, 2009

spamwarrior said:
They have a whole section for Britney Spears!

And Jessica Simpson.

And her dad.

MsGneiss · Sep 9, 2009

alleycat said:
Please, no more than 20 Bush-isms in this one thread.

Nu-clearer?

Ya - I figured that a transcript of the Bush administration wouldn't fit into the thread. So, I'll go with Cheney's bits of wisdom instead:

"My belief is we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators."

and

"Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better."

Seaclusion2 · Sep 9, 2009

And O J Simpson.

Richard

MGraybosch · Sep 9, 2009

sleepsheep said:
"Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better."

Wait. Dick Cheney has a heart? According to my records, he's an Asura Emulator prototype who somehow got it into his head that he's supposed to be an Asshole Emulator.

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