sometimes my life is like a bad comedy

Moost

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Embarrassing moment of the day:

I really, really enjoy telling my boyfriend not to stack three twelve packs of soda on top of each other and try to carry them across the parking lot all at once, and then watching him drop and explode ten cans in front of a Target employee.

The best part is that he tried to leave the evidence and bolt, and the employee was like, "uhhh, there's a garbage over there."

I tried telling him he should listen to me more often and he replied with "Normally not listening to you works out just fine."

Sorry, had to share this somewhere :)
 

vixey

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Sorry that he dropped the sodas. Guess I can't relate to your enjoyment in his folly. ;) This is a guy you call your boyfriend?
 

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Do you have a cell phone with picture-taking capabilities? :D

(Just sayin...)
 

Moost

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I wish I had a picture of the employee's face...thank God I don't work in the food industry!

And yes, after three years my guy doesn't listen to me when he thinks he's being superman and I think he's being a WEENIE
 

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Please... be honest... tell me the truth...

Was any of that diet soda? I promise not to freak out if you tell me the truth... I mean, it'll hurt, but I promise not to freak out....

**bounces on balls of feet, waiting for answer**
 

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*blink blink*

But - but - I carry 3 twelve packs all the time......It's not that hard.
 
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