Re: Humor
djclawson:
I am going to give you some unsolicited and probably unwelcome advice. If you want many people to take you seriously when you're reviewing books or excerpts or what have you, leave off the personal attacks and just go on about the books. I have taken the liberty of singling out some of your more enlightening quotes and would like to tell you what I think of them.
***This is my view of everything West of Philly and east of California. I'm probably not that far off. It's all drunken hick anal probes and rites of passage.***
This is a stupid reason not to like a book. I am going to assume you don't consider any of Mark Twain's books to be any sort of literature.
***Lynn Barry, I've just got to sort of hint, out of the kindness of my heart, that maybe this is not the most flattering picture, and maybe you should use another.***
That has no bearing at all on her book.
***Allen Parker is one of those people so smiling and happy that you want to punch him. He's the kind of guy who probably gets work as a Mall Santa.***
Who cares? Again, that has no bearing on his book.
***Also, perhaps she shouldn't put her picture on the site.***
See the above two comments.
I assume you are not only the most intelligent, but most beautiful person on earth, too?
***Mike Richsecker has not let his totally odd last name get in the way of writing a brilliantly creative novel about heirs squabbling over some guy's inheritence.***
Why the comment about his name? Why? Why? Why?
***Look, I'm not saying there's not moving autobiographies out there - in fact, there are a ton. But this is Publish America, and that means he must have been rejected by traditional publishing houses for a reason.***
You are completely wrong there, as it has been established countless times before that there are many people who never sent anything to anyone but Publish America. I am one of those. I thought they were traditional and, therefore, signed with them. I'll admit I was so thrilled, I cried when I got their acceptance letter. I've never received a rejection letter from anyone.
***She's fat.***
Again, no bearing whatsoever on the quality of her book!!!!
***There's tons of other authors, and there'll all horribly bad, I assure you.***
How can you assure anyone of that when you haven't read all of them??
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Now, I am not taking up for PA in anyway when I say those things, but their authors are human beings. They have feelings.
Maybe no one here thinks they deserve any sort of respect or common courtesy, because they were deceived or dumb enough, either way you want it, to sign with PA. My opinion differs, however.
I think all of the PA info would be alot more helpful if personal attacks on the author were left out of it.
Calling someone fat, making fun of their name or their photo, giving discriminatory commentary on their state or region, none of that in anyway says anything about the company (or the book).
However, it does go a long way to make the information and warnings look childish and spiteful.