Gunz n da 'hood, yo!

[Chase]

We writers want to know what kinds of guns our protagonists should carry, and ignore specialized hardware for the discerning antagonist.

Hoods don't shoot handguns like cops and PIs. 'Snot cool, bro. Ya gotta hold it sideways. Can't hit shit . . . but looks so bitchin'!

Now HoMeBoY Glock hits the street with Nyte-Sytes mounted on the side of the slide so's yo cans shoot kwel.

Be the first in your 'hood. Won't snag in yo bitch's purse or net stockings. Ask us about our almost-as-cool lefty's model with port-side sytes.


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[Kurtz]

Wouldn't work.

Standard street fair is the Tek-9 anyway.

[Chase]

Standard street fair is the Tek-9 anyway.

Street fair, not fare? You mean those gatherings of folks with macramé tables, booths with garden grown herbs, and where old ladies sell honey from rooftop hives? They're using those cute little Tek-9s? That's so sweet.

No, I'm talking bigger, badder weapons in the hands of hard core thugs who are the worst of the worst! You know . . . junior high kids.

[Kurtz]

Street fair, not fare? You mean those gatherings of folks with macramé tables, booths with garden grown herbs, and where old ladies sell honey from rooftop hives? They're using those cute little Tek-9s? That's so sweet.


Well yeah, what the hell sort of inner cities do they have in Oregon? Everyone's packing in rural Yorkshire, farmers, farmers mums, everyone.

[Priene]

Everyone's packing in rural Yorkshire

They're probably all going to Skeggy for a long weekend.