Best/Worst fictional companies to work for...

maestrowork · Jun 12, 2009

Dunder Mifflin?

Initech?

Cyberdyne?

robeiae · Jun 12, 2009

Recall.

Recall...recall...recall...

Seaclusion2 · Jun 12, 2009

Universal exports...007

Richard

maestrowork · Jun 12, 2009

How about the Soylent Food Company?

Seaclusion2 · Jun 12, 2009

maestrowork said:
How about the Soylent Food Company?

As a taste tester, of course.

Richard

James81 · Jun 12, 2009

I'd love to work at Dunder Mifflin.

Stew21 · Jun 12, 2009

Vandelay Industries

robeiae · Jun 12, 2009

Stew21 said:
Vandelay Industries

Oooo...latex.

10er · Jun 12, 2009

Weyland Yutani is bad.
Either get eaten/impregnated by nasty aliens or shot by righteous hero characters.
What a disaster.

dpaterso · Jun 12, 2009

Umbrella Corporation from Resident Evil movies.

-Derek

10er · Jun 12, 2009

dpaterso said:
Umbrella Corporation from Resident Evil movies.

-Derek

I think we have a winner.
Shot, mauled, eaten, turned into a disgusting monstrosity... the list is endless.

BenPanced · Jun 12, 2009

Th BEsT: YOYOdynE PROpul sion SYSTEMs. JohN enCYCLOPEDia hAS decLAred IT thus.

lock. THREAD.

Parametric · Jun 12, 2009

I'd quite like to work for Wolfram & Hart. :tongue

childeroland · Jun 12, 2009

Worst would be Wolfram & Hart, especially if you work for Lilah.

dpaterso · Jun 12, 2009

childeroland said:
Worst would be Wolfram & Hart, especially if you work for Lilah.

Before or after she got decapitated? If before, sign me up!

-Derek

Diana Hignutt · Jun 12, 2009

Acme -- What with that coyote's purchasing power, I'm thinking job security.

maestrowork · Jun 12, 2009

the best: Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory. Who doesn't like the Oompa Loompas?

BenPanced · Jun 12, 2009

maestrowork said:
the best: Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory. Who doesn't like the Oompa Loompas?

I like them for target practice.

naimas · Jun 13, 2009

If you worked at Wonka's place he would pay in you cocoa beans?! I don't even want to see what the 401 K looks like.

I think working at Hogwarts would certainly have its challenges too.

maestrowork · Jun 13, 2009

naimas said:
If you worked at Wonka's place he would pay in you cocoa beans?!

Cocoa beans? Don't be ridiculous. They pay in Everlasting Gobstoppers of course!

maxmordon · Jun 13, 2009

naimas said:
If you worked at Wonka's place he would pay in you cocoa beans?! I don't even want to see what the 401 K looks like.

I think working at Hogwarts would certainly have its challenges too.

I hear every year there's a space in the staff...

maestrowork · Jun 13, 2009

maxmordon said:
I hear every year there's a space in the staff...

Especially in the Dark Art department.

nahalwi · Jun 13, 2009

If I worked for GeneCo, could I get a discount on some organ upgrades?

SPMiller · Jun 13, 2009

Initech. Hands down, the only place where you get promoted for boldly doing nothing.

Zoombie · Jun 14, 2009

BenPanced said:
Th BEsT: YOYOdynE PROpul sion SYSTEMs. JohN enCYCLOPEDia hAS decLAred IT thus.

lock. THREAD.

WHERE ARE WE GOING!?

PLANET TEN!

WHEN WILL WE GET THERE!?

REAL SOON!

Though, really, for me I'd REALLY want to avoid these two companies:

Goliath Corp (Cause they're evil)
TriOptimum (Turned into a cybernetic zombie by SHODAN? Yeah, no)

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