I could be Barnabus. I'd have to grow some extra appendages, but I could be.
Wait... wasn't there a Barnabus on a TV show? Dark Shadows, I think it was.
He was the true start of vampire sympathy.
Friggin monster wrecker.
I will never be Barnabus. Ever.
ETA: Dan, there is an engineer who writes as E.F. Collins. I want to be unique.
Wait... wasn't there a Barnabus on a TV show? Dark Shadows, I think it was.
He was the true start of vampire sympathy.
Friggin monster wrecker.
I will never be Barnabus. Ever.
ETA: Dan, there is an engineer who writes as E.F. Collins. I want to be unique.


