What are your favorite grammar jokes? Mine are probably these:
A verb walked up to a pretty looking noun at a bar.
"Hey baby, want to come back to my place and conjugate?" he said.
The noun turned to him, looked him slowly up and down, and then said, "I decline."
A Texan was visiting Harvard University, and was lost. He stopped a student and asked, "Do you know where the library is at?"
"I sure do," replied the student, "But, you know, you're not supposed to end sentences with prepositions."
"What?"
"Prepositions. You ended your sentence with an 'at', which you aren't supposed to do."
"Oh, ok," said the Texan, "Do you know where the library is at, asshole?"
A verb walked up to a pretty looking noun at a bar.
"Hey baby, want to come back to my place and conjugate?" he said.
The noun turned to him, looked him slowly up and down, and then said, "I decline."
A Texan was visiting Harvard University, and was lost. He stopped a student and asked, "Do you know where the library is at?"
"I sure do," replied the student, "But, you know, you're not supposed to end sentences with prepositions."
"What?"
"Prepositions. You ended your sentence with an 'at', which you aren't supposed to do."
"Oh, ok," said the Texan, "Do you know where the library is at, asshole?"
