Novel writing: the text adventure

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Sample:
>wax furniture

The Revision gets bigger.

>wax cat

The Revision gets bigger. And uglier.

>write long involved joke about the writing process in the format of an infocom text adventure

Let’s not be silly now.

>attack revision

You attack the Revision! It immediately looks smaller — not nearly so bad as you thought. It’s still pretty bad, though.
The Revision defends with Your Beautiful Deathless Prose. Your attack slides off and does no damage.
 

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Only old nerds who happen to be writers will get this. Too funny.
 

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Only old nerds who happen to be writers will get this. Too funny.

You might be surprised how many young nerds (too young to really have played these things) get it perfectly well :)
 

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* Diana Rowland
* Greg van Eekhout
* Tim Pratt
* Margaret Ronald
* Rachel Aaron
* N. K. Jemisin

(The folks whose site that is), I know Nora, Greg, and Maggie, and they're all young. (Perhaps Tim, Diana, and Rachel are old...though I doubt it.) I may have met the others, but my memory for names is poor.

Maggie's book just came out and is brilliant; Nora got a spectacular deal for her first novel (forthcoming), and Greg has been multiply-award-nominated (don't recall if he's won any awards yet, but if he hasn't yet, he's going to).

Maggie, who is credited with writing this particular piece, is in her mid-twenties (and is about to get married, go her!)

And if anyone wants to play Zork, here ya go: http://www.infocom-if.org/downloads/downloads.html
 
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So they're super-nerds!

When I was young, text-based adventure games were getting pretty old fashioned, but I still got to play a few. I'm of the Leisure Suit Larry generation.
 

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I'm a fifteen-year-old, not really a nerd, and I get this! (From the age of text RPGs, right?)

So funny :roll:
 

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I started gaming in '90 but I still tried a few rounds at text adventures. I still have this one game, The C****** Menace (can't remember the name) which came with 1000 print pages of text that you had to read based on your action on the PC.
 

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Ahh, memories of Zork, and some other game to do with a lighthouse I couldn't get into... :D
 

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(The folks whose site that is), I know Nora, Greg, and Maggie, and they're all young. (Perhaps Tim, Diana, and Rachel are old...though I doubt it.) I may have met the others, but my memory for names is poor.

Diana's great (and not old). We share an editor at Bantam and her debut releases in June. I haven't read it yet, but have heard only great things.
 

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Hey:

>inventory

You have a Hazy Idea for a story.
You have a Muse.
You have an Inner Editor.

[snip]

> gag inner editor

You gag the little anthropomorphic personification. It glares at you and sulks.

Imprecise.

> gag inner editor

With what?

> gag inner editor with Muse.

The Muse won't fit.

> gag inner editor with Hazy Idea for a story

The Hazy Idea for a story is too insubstantial.

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Great site! :D

I played these things on the Commodore 64. Hehe.
 
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