Jared the Subway GUY.
Head On, Apply Directly To The Forehead.
Lap Band Weight management commercials.
Ads for trade schools. Like, 'Be a medical assistant in 6 weeks!' 'Make the call that will help you in your future!'
Feminine Hygene product shit. Blue water pouring on a diaper. Girls dancing around with umbrellas? WTF? I remember one where the girl says: "Use my Mothers scarf, okay. Use my mothers tampons? No way!"
The, I think, 800-Esurance ads, with the cartoon chick.
The dog food ads, where the dog is real hyped on BACONNN!
Stuff for old people, like special beds, carts they can ride up the stairs in, or hearing aids.
The one where the black hoodlum turns his life around through a job at McDonalds. "Is that Calvin from the block?"
Those Encyclopedia Britannica ads from like, 1988? Smartassed, smug kid with a blonde mullet had a "report due on space." Remember him? Youtube it.
"I always wondered where my mandibula was.."