my bloody valentine 3D

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I was watching TV with my dad last weekend, and the promo for this film came on. He turns to me and says, "I think I want to see that when it's on video. It looks gory."

I just had to laugh.
 

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I was watching TV with my dad last weekend, and the promo for this film came on. He turns to me and says, "I think I want to see that when it's on video. It looks gory."

I just had to laugh.

oh i know my nephew, who is ten, is going to be calling me soon. his first words will be "guess what, my bloody valentine is rated a (whatever it'll be rated) that's his code for take me to this movie. he removes the first objection i might have to taking him right away so that i can't protest. he's too clever by far. he loves gore and scary movies, the gorier the better. his mother wont have anything to do with scary movies, so auntie nevada gets to take him. so far ive managed to stay away from the slashers, he knows i dont like them, but i know he wont be able to resist the lure of 3D.
 

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I am quite torn. The previews look so stupid, so corny. I love horror movies, but it looks like it would be a joke. I would never see it in a million years....but Jensen Ackles. Mmmmm. It is so tempting. It might be worth it to see that sexy man. Maybe. If I wait til it is on dvd and rent it. And watch it with no sound. Maybe just fast forward all the parts without him. Hell, I will just watch reruns of Supernatural. Love it, and it really shows what a good actor he is. What was he thinking?!?
 

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...even if jensen ackles performed buck naked throughout this whole movie i wouldnt see it....


I have to very respectfully and whole-heartedly disagree with you on this point. :popcorn:
 
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I have no idea who Jensen Ackles is. His name makes me laugh, though.

Is this one of those torture-porn movies?
 

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No, no...

Saw is torture porn

Hostle is torture porn

My Bloody Valentine is good old fashioned fun. Where they just DIE rather than suffer. Call me a hypocrite but I'd much rather watch a campy exploitation movie than one of the torture exploitation movies that come out now a days.
 

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I have no idea who Jensen Ackles is. His name makes me laugh, though.

Is this one of those torture-porn movies?

No, no torture porn thank god. just an old-fashioned slasher movie a la the good ones that didn't pretend to be anything else. thats why the percentage is so high right now. the reviews are all very happy that this movie knows what it is, exploits what it is, and doesn't pretend to be anything else, and is not torture porn. (that, and all the reviews are from horror magazines. lol)

and OMG you demand manprawn and you don't know who jensen ackles is?

baby have i got something good for you.

http://images.fanpop.com/images/ima...Jensen-Ackles-jensen-ackles-40870_374_500.jpg

http://www.mycelebrityencounters.com/sites/mdarling/_files/Image/jensen sexy(1).jpg

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e195/Faded_Halo92/Jensen Ackles/JensenAckles49.jpg

He's one of the leads in Supernatural.

my apologies to those offended by pictures of half-naked men. please don't click on the above links. thank you. :)
 

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My Bloody Valentine is good old fashioned fun. Where they just DIE rather than suffer. Call me a hypocrite but I'd much rather watch a campy exploitation movie than one of the torture exploitation movies that come out now a days.
Me, too. :D And I really have wanted to try one of these newfangled 3D movies. Better My Blloody Valentine in 3D than some adventure movie I'm not interested in seeing. And better a real R-rated slasher film than yet another PG-13 horror movie with CGI faces coming out of mirrors or curtains or fish bowls (OK, at least that would be original) and going "Aaargh."

I just hope they don't do that frenetic high-speed crap I don't like. Hint to film makers: That's old now. If the movie is actually suspenseful, you don't need that crap. ;)
 

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No, no torture porn thank god. just an old-fashioned slasher movie a la the good ones that didn't pretend to be anything else. thats why the percentage is so high right now. the reviews are all very happy that this movie knows what it is, exploits what it is, and doesn't pretend to be anything else, and is not torture porn. (that, and all the reviews are from horror magazines. lol)

and OMG you demand manprawn and you don't know who jensen ackles is?

baby have i got something good for you.

http://images.fanpop.com/images/ima...Jensen-Ackles-jensen-ackles-40870_374_500.jpg

http://www.mycelebrityencounters.com/sites/mdarling/_files/Image/jensen sexy(1).jpg

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e195/Faded_Halo92/Jensen Ackles/JensenAckles49.jpg

He's one of the leads in Supernatural.

my apologies to those offended by pictures of half-naked men. please don't click on the above links. thank you. :)

Thank you...I needed that
 

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No, no...

Saw is torture porn

Hostle is torture porn

My Bloody Valentine is good old fashioned fun. Where they just DIE rather than suffer. Call me a hypocrite but I'd much rather watch a campy exploitation movie than one of the torture exploitation movies that come out now a days.

I used to work in a video store where we carried "adult" movies that could very literally be described as "torture porn." Even though I don't particularly like Saw or Hostel, I think the term does these films a disservice. I can appreciate that if you say "torture porn" when you're talking about these types of films, people will know what you mean. But as a horror fan, I still don't like it.

As much as I love horror, I find most slasher movies this side of the original Halloween to be just as vile as any so called torture porn. This is not only a slasher movie, but it's also a Hollywood remake.

Having said that, this Jensen guy is totally hott, whoever he is.
 

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As much as I love horror, I find most slasher movies this side of the original Halloween to be just as vile as any so called torture porn. This is not only a slasher movie, but it's also a Hollywood remake.

Having said that, this Jensen guy is totally hott, whoever he is.

Celia, it sounds like, from the things I've read, that they really took this movie back to what made movies like halloween successful before slashers became *slashers*.

Jensen Ackles stars in the TV show Supernatural, where he plays one of two brothers who hunt demons, vampires and other things that go bump in the night. When it first started it was a typical urban myth of the week show but it evolved into a very well written, dark series with overarcing story lines involving demons, and this season angels, who are not all sweetness and light. It's in its 4th season and while it has spawned some serous rabid fandom and fanfic, the show is good, if you disregard the fans. lol some of them are just weird.
 

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Celia, it sounds like, from the things I've read, that they really took this movie back to what made movies like halloween successful before slashers became *slashers*

How so?

I remember when Slashers were popular, and there was just as much bitching about them then as there is about "torture porn" now. It's not like the slasher is some well respected genre. People just talk about it that way because they're more than 20 years old now. But they were hated at the time. Halloween is the only one I like.

My Bloody Valentine was never a very well liked movie, anyway, and was only notable for helping to name one of the best bands ever.
 

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We saw My Bloody Valentine in 3D on Sunday. I have to admit I was very impressed.

Torture porn it was definitely not. The action and gore was a distinct throwback to the 80s slashers. The big difference was, though, that it was not campy. The 80s slashers had a definite campy feel, as if they weren't really taking themselves that seriously. But My Bloody Valentine has the "feel" of a legitimate fim.

The 3D effects were amazing. The screen took on a true three dimensional look, as though you could step into the scene. There were plenty of deliberate moments of objects protruding out over the audience, and they worked very well.

The story itself was actually not bad. Ten years ago in a small Pennsylvania mining town, a miner went crazy and killed a whole bunch of people. The sheriff and a couple of vigilantes tracked down, killed, and buried the miner. Now, the son of the (deceased) mine's owner is back in town and plans to sell the mine. Doing so could bankrupt the town. At the same time, the murders start again.

The movie is very slickly done. You can always see the cheapo horror movies straight-to-DVD at any video store. Rent one and you can see in terms of quality just how much money they spent to make it. My Bloody Valentine doesn't look that way, which is why I appreciated seeing it.