Give an actor a stage name...

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You know, back in the good old days, actors were given stage names that sounded better, more theatrical or less ethnic. For example, Frances Gum became Judy Garland; Achibald Leach became Cary Grant. Norma Jean became Marilyn Monroe. Tom Cruise dropped his last name.

Nowadays actors can have names like Brad Pitt or Chiwetel Ejiofor and no one would bat any eye.

If Brad Pitt were to find a better name, what would he be called? In my mind...


Brad Pitt => Bradford Preston

Rebecca Romijn => Simone Lake

Maggie Gyllenhaal => Margaret Grant
 

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Interesting.

Almost all of the suggestions so far, I think the original names have more pizazz.
 
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Joaquin Phoenix ---> Mustapha Stiffy

Jared Leto ---> Claude Balls

Maggie Gyllenhaal ---> Mary Hinge

Charlize Theron ---> Jo Blob
 

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Jack Black: Jack White
Jake Glyllenhall: Jason Goldfinger
Maggie Glyllenhall: Margaret Golddigger
Harrison Ford: Harrison Redford

Keira Knightley: Mrs. David Clary


what?
 

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Interesting.

Almost all of the suggestions so far, I think the original names have more pizazz.

Hell people just don't care about names any more: I've got a student called Abjad Dajba I mean when I went to school we wouldn't have be caught dead with a palindrome for a name!
 

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