Adult Toy Stores

MonaLeigh · Nov 16, 2008

My MC works in an adult toy store. I'm looking for a few stories regarding either working in a store or something that happened as a customer. They could be funny or not.

Also, if anyone has ever sold adult sex toys through home parties, I'd love any kind of info you can offer.
Thanks!

StephanieFox · Nov 16, 2008

By adult toy store, do you mean sex-toys or simply gadgets and the like. I used to work at the Sharper Image, years ago when it was cool. Let me know if that 's what you mean.

MonaLeigh · Nov 16, 2008

Yeah, I mean real adult sex toys like an Adam and Eve type place. I picture all types of people going into stores like that: girls for bachlorette parties, guys, etc. I figure there has to be some great stories out there.

MarkEsq · Nov 16, 2008

One Halloween, my wife and I went into an adult store. She was dressed in a leather skirt and leather top and needed accessories. So we bought a little whip, a paddle, and some handcuffs. We paid for the stuff and as the guy at the counter put them in a bag, he winked at me and said, perfectly loudly, "Someone's in for a good time tonight."

Cheeky bastard.

Robert Toy · Nov 16, 2008

I'm an adult Toy...

dclary · Nov 16, 2008

My prom date from high school runs an (apparently) very successful "home party adult toy" business for women. I'll drop her a line and see if she's got any juicy tidbits for you.

MonaLeigh · Nov 16, 2008

dclary said:
My prom date from high school runs an (apparently) very successful "home party adult toy" business for women. I'll drop her a line and see if she's got any juicy tidbits for you.

That would be awesome, thank you!

Chase · Nov 16, 2008

The Adult Shop just off I-5 at Exit 122 sits between the Oregon State Police barracks and a large, multi-room franchised inn named for a bird said to have risen from ashes.

Anyway, the story goes that new management at the inn decided prudishly but imprudently to push for the removal of the toy store. Rumor has it that the orchestrated harassment included a paid picket, whereupon the owner of The Adult Shop whom also owned the land from cop-shop to well beyond the motel claimed the actions broke the present agreement with the motel and upped the lease to keep its million-dollar buildings there.

If the tale is more than an urban legend, I guess "look before you leap" might apply.

Del · Nov 16, 2008

This sort of fits.

I was sitting in my car at a stop light when this girl jumped into my car. I was surprised but she looked harmless enough. "Can you take me up the road a few miles?"

*Sigh* "Sure."

She said she doesn't usually do this sort of thing but it was urgent. When she asked me to pull over it was in the parking lot of of an adult book/toy store.

Late for work? I don't know. She said thanks and went into the store.

Maybe she just really really really needed a...um...I don't even know what you would buy there. But she must have really needed it.

Williebee · Nov 16, 2008

hmm how graphic/frank do you want these stories to get?

There's an old joke/story of the little old lady who bought the vibrating balls and showed up at the store a few days later, pale and shaky, wanting to know BZZZZ, giggle, ahem, how to BZZZ, gasp, ahem, how to TURN THIS THING OFF?

A story here locally goes that, one Sunday at the Methodist church, the owner of the local store showed up at services. He slipped in just at the start and sat in the back. It didn't take long for the murmuring to reach the front pews, but he seemed to take no notice. After the service the minister stood at the back, doing the required handshake and well wishes. The guy shook the minister's hand and gave the minister his wife's debit card back.

katiemac · Nov 16, 2008

Modly suggestion that any truly risque/graphic stories go to lisamarie in PM rather than posted here. Thanks!

Red-Green · Nov 16, 2008

I used to work at this store. PM me, let me know what types of stories you're looking for, because I got all kinds.

Adult Toy Stores

MonaLeigh

Wasting time

StephanieFox

Maybull the Bulldog

MonaLeigh

Wasting time

MarkEsq

Clever title pending.

Robert Toy

FOB and Slayer of windmills

dclary

Unabashed Mercenary

MonaLeigh

Wasting time

Chase

It Takes All of Us to End Racism

Del

Sky isn't falling, ground is rising

Williebee

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

katiemac

Five by Five

Red-Green

KoalaKoalaKoala!