Slap me (aka, it's been a bad week)

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Alexandra Little

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Somebody slap me, shout at me to get out of my cranky mood and stop bemoaning industry trends, figure out what the hell is going wrong with the first chapter and the plot, and order me to put my butt in a chair and get back to work. Please.

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Somebody slap me, shout at me to get out of my cranky mood and stop bemoaning industry trends, figure out what the hell is going wrong with the first chapter and the plot, and order me to put my butt in a chair and get back to work. Please.

Thank you.

SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Don't listen to industry trends. By the time you finish your WIP- there will be a new trend. If you can't write Chapter One...don't now. Write anything that you do know about your WIP or its characters. Keep the pen moving or the fingers typing. Don't dwell too long in one spot. Learn from others who made that mistake. Like me. :hi:


Now, BIC and good luck!! ;)
 
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Don't listen to industry trends. By the time you finish your WIP- there will be a new trend.

How true is that! It's been said that, if you see a current bandwagon, chances are it will have passed through by the time you need it.

I'd smack your butt, but you wouldn't be able to sit in that chair. If I rap your knuckles, you won't be able to type.

SO - chill out, move on and see where it takes you.

The first chapter isn't the be all and end all. In fact, I once went back and re-wrote one when I'd found out how the plot evolved.
 

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SMACK! Onwards and upwards, woman!

(pssst... don't worry about chapter one. I invariably go back at the end of the project, find it's over written and re-write. But you need to finish the book first! So BIC! BIC!)
 

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Somebody slap me, shout at me to get out of my cranky mood and stop bemoaning industry trends, figure out what the hell is going wrong with the first chapter and the plot, and order me to put my butt in a chair and get back to work. Please.

Thank you.

I have a solution. Find a screwdriver and insert into the closest electrical outlet. If you survive, you'll certainly be refreshed!

Is it the story that you're troubled with or the wording?
 

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I find I always have trouble with the first chapter/prologue of a new WIP. I've realized, for me, it's about fear -- all my insecurities about not living up to expectations, no one liking what I've written, not being good enough, they just sit on my shoulders like ravens, weighing me down so I can't write. But I've also learned a few tricks for defeating them.

Give yourself permission to write a crappy opening. I spent 3 weeks on the 900-word prologue for my first published book (I had a 4-month deadline, so could really not afford to putter, but couldn't seem to get past it), only to finally scrap it and write another when I was 50K into the story. If I tell myself I'm probably not going to keep it anyway, that it's just a place-holder, then the fear ebbs enough that I can start writing again.

As a PP said, don't start there. Go on to the next chapter. This tricks the ravens, because Chapter Two isn't the beginning anymore, so they've missed their chance to scare me away from starting the book.

Of course, later parts of the book have their own monsters, and you have to learn different tricks to defeat those, but these two help me get over those "starting a new WIP" blues.

GL!

-- Marcy
 

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Stop being a critic for a moment, and return to your role as creator. Hard to do, I know. Sometimes, that critic's voice wins out over everything else and insists that what we view on the computer screen is utter crap. But read through it a few more times, and amongst all the crap you'll find a line that makes you sit back and say, 'Did I really write that? Wow!'

Cling to those lines and you'll soon be back in the swing, and pretty soon the crap will become, well, not so bad after all...

As for trends - who cares? The publication process takes so long in any case, that today's brilliant idea may already be old by the time the book hits the shelves.
 

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Ha! I love the first chapter of my novel.

It's GREAT! It's the BEST first chapter I've ever written**.

C'mon: you wanna be me, you wanna be me. You want a first chapter better than my first chapter.



Do it. Do it. Do it!


**I've only ever written one first chapter
 
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