Worst. Tagline. Ever.

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So here’s the deal…

I’ve been aware for sometime that there’s been a remake in the works for The Day The Earth Stood Still, and while I’ve been disappointed by MANY remakes of classic films I still like the idea of updating older films and seeing a new interpretation.

So I heard they cast Keanu… sounded good to me.

Then I saw the trailer… liked it.

But when I saw the poster with the tag line, “They’re Here. We’re Gone.” I kind of got a sick feeling in my stomach. (It wasn’t just a little blub at the bottom of the poster either - the tagline FILLS the poster).

Then the posters started to go up everywhere (if you live in LA you’ve seen them). The more I see it the less I want to see the movie… what sort of namby-pamby drivel is this? I feel it’s the tagline for an episode of Teletubbies. Makes me think that somewhere someone lacked a little creative effort and now I feel like the entire movie is going to suck.

So here’s the task… write a tagline that’ll make me want to spend $10 to go see the movie and I’ll give you rep point… matter of fact if you just write a tagline I’ll give you a rep point because ANYTHING has to be better than “They’re Here. We’re Gone."
 

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I wrote 5. Not so good but they're tag lines. Does that mean I get 5 reps?
 

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Is this that movie where the kid wakes up to his parents missing--I think that's how it went--only to discover Aliens under ground (his house?)? It's been eons and eons since seeing this movie, but after all the terror, and I think even escaping, he awakens....peeks out the window...only to discover his dream is about to come true.

If so, yeah, they could have done a better job with tag lines.
 

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"Today, everyone will be rolling onto their back and firing their gun in the air while screaming 'AHHH!'

Sorry, I've never seen the movie, so I figured I'd just make a Keanu reference.
 

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Hum, maybe since Keanu Reeves is in it, they could just a blown up picture of him with a long face. The tagline could be "Whoo, Alien's dude"
 

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I always considered the worst tangline to be this one from Battlefield Earth:

"Prepare to go Psychlo"