http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/17801
5. Rainbow Breath
Admittedly, I have no idea what this does, but according to the text – when used with other powers like “X-ray strength”, “speed-squared” and “shame-vision” – it’s “enough to topple most 21st century Western economies.” Maybe, but the Lucky Charmed halitosis still sounds pretty dumb. Rainbow breath is just one of the 1,204 super-powers (including “nuclear poop-vision” and “larynx-freezing vision”) that belong to Seth, a monstrous, genetically-engineered hillbilly who fights the influential superhero team The Authority (published by Wildstorm Productions) in 2002. So, how do you take down a force like Seth? The superhero squad finally beat him by finding his failsafe mechanism and transforming him into seven chickens (yes, seven chickens), all of which were then eaten by his own family.
