word smiths.....come out where ever you are...

CACTUSWENDY · Aug 18, 2008

I'm needing some phrases or words that my demons can throw at each other or 'think'.

This is a YA humor/dark/paranormal...etc. and some that I came up with are...(I don't want to use the same ones over and over.)

Ass wipe
turds for brains
don't get your panties in a bunch
who died and made you the Devil?
tizzy fit
commiption fit

I need to pick your brains for some insults of this nature. Try not to post any real dirty ones. lol Thanks for your input.

David McAfee · Aug 18, 2008

Butt Nugget (my daughter introduced that one to our vocabulary)

Prozyan · Aug 18, 2008

David McAfee said:
Butt Nugget

And its second-cousin: Butt Nutt

dobiwon · Aug 18, 2008

Maybe you could work in one of my personal favorites from many, many, many years ago: If I had a dog with a face like yours, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

NeuroFizz · Aug 18, 2008

Give us a brief description. Do they have horns? Look like normal humans? Are they the equivalent of teens, or hang around them? Are they isolated from humans most of the time, so they wouldn't pick up on human expressions?

Do they sport afros?

HoraceJames · Aug 18, 2008

Do you have an obscenity level I can work with here? Most of mine are xxxxxx but could be toned down.

If it's a boy, name it hairy-shouldered cat f*****r, and if it's a girl we'll call it sp**m-burping gutterslut.

I gotta million of 'em...

Pike · Aug 18, 2008

Since this is a YA story then I'll refrain from George Carlin's Incomplete List of Dirty Words - but there's some beauts in there.

David stole Butt Nugget, but there's always Butt Cheese, Turd Muncher, Great Excuse For Contraception, Fecel Face, Fart Knocker, Bung Bandit, Barfbag, Squatted Dog, Collostemy King, Dudely No-Nuts, Crater Face to name a few.

rsmccoy · Aug 18, 2008

Butt munch
Dickweed
Dirt chute cowboy
Dinkus
Wuss
Candy Ass
Dipstick
Don't get your horns in a twist
Satan's favorite
Your mama was half human
You'd f**k a tree if you thought there was a snake in it
I going to stick my hoof so far up your ass that your going to taste brimstone
I'm going to beat your ass till it barks like a fox
You were spawned late the day they handed out brains
Are you eye ballin' me BOY??

DeeCaudill · Aug 18, 2008

Brimstone bimbo
___'s not the sharpest fang in the maw
___ couldn't even posses Regan if its life depended on it.
Sweetbile
Ol' doe eyes
An exorcism waiting to happen (or pea soup)

Williebee · Aug 18, 2008

Your mom was a housewife from Queens.
Your dad was the tooth fairy.
Elf licker.
Troll sucker.
Go polish your halo/wings/harp.
Didn't you leave your Lucky Charms somewhere?
You couldn't hex a harpie.
Go back to Disney.

rsmccoy · Aug 18, 2008

Williebee said:
Your mom was a housewife from Queens.
Your dad was the tooth fairy.
Elf licker.
Troll sucker.
Go polish your halo/wings/harp.
Didn't you leave your Lucky Charms somewhere?
You couldn't hex a harpie.
Go back to Disney.

Nice!! If I were a demon, I would be pissed

HoraceJames · Aug 18, 2008

Okay, sorry, didn't see the "YA" thing.

My personal favorite: turd fondler. Combines well with most of the following:

buttmunch
slag for brains
maggotbreath
rat-eater
toad-stomper
dirt-eating freak
pencil-necked geek
scab-licker
puppy-slapper
kitten-kicker

Really, it's just a matter of combining a few 1 & 2 syllable words, lots of "s" "b" "k" "-er" "ing" sounds.

milk-sniffing pickle-farmer

Prozyan · Aug 18, 2008

One from my younger days:

Buttscuz

Unique · Aug 19, 2008

my favorite, via my niece: scum sucking bottom dweller

others:
mouth breather
heinyock
dick with ears <<<---oldie but goodie

KTC · Aug 19, 2008

David McAfee said:
Butt Nugget (my daughter introduced that one to our vocabulary)

I have one request of you. Thank your daughter for me.

Captain Howdy · Aug 19, 2008

Here's one from antiquity: "Quit dragging your axle in waltz time" (courtesy the movie High School Confidential which is so chock full of 50s era JDspeak it will make you fall off the roof)

Bmwhtly · Aug 19, 2008

Insults for Demons?

"I've seen Girl Scouts eviler than you"

"The only soul you've brought to hell is that 10-year old who sold it to get out of Piano lessons"

David McAfee · Aug 19, 2008

This one is not for the easily offended (and probably not right for a YA book, anyway), but when I was in middle school the popular insult among my particular group of friends was sperm-gurgling cunt muscle.

NeuroFizz · Aug 19, 2008

Dragon guano

rsmccoy · Aug 19, 2008

David McAfee said:
This one is not for the easily offended (and probably not right for a YA book, anyway), but when I was in middle school the popular insult among my particular group of friends was sperm-gurgling cunt muscle.

Wow, tough crowd

Haggis · Aug 19, 2008

Let's remember to keep 'em YA, folks.

David McAfee · Aug 19, 2008

rsmccoy said:
Wow, tough crowd

Well, you know how 13 year old boys can be when they get together... Foul-mouthed hooligans, the lot of us.

CACTUSWENDY · Aug 19, 2008

Wow. I could not get on the computer the rest of yesterday, and missed all this input. You guys rock. lol

These are priceless, and I will be adding them into my stuff.
THANKS A TON.

(You all really had friends that talked this way....? Cool.)

David McAfee · Aug 19, 2008

CACTUSWENDY said:
Wow. I could not get on the computer the rest of yesterday, and missed all this input. You guys rock. lol

These are priceless, and I will be adding them into my stuff.
THANKS A TON.

(You all really had friends that talked this way....? Cool.)

Oh, yeah. Boys at that age can be pretty tacky, even disgusting. I remember it quite well, even if it was 22 years ago.

Prozyan · Aug 19, 2008

CACTUSWENDY said:
(You all really had friends that talked this way....? Cool.)

Friends? Once upon a time when I was a Marine, I named one of my squad leaders Buttnutt and the other Buttscuz. :Shrug:

The names for the third and fourth ones aren't appropriate for YA

word smiths.....come out where ever you are...

An old, sappy, and happy one.

God of Squirrels

Are you one, Herbert?

Planning to retire for the 5th time

The grad students did it

Chivalry ain't dead

A sphincter says what?

Nightmare Recycler

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

A sphincter says what?

Are you one, Herbert?

Agent of Doom

Stand in the Place Where You Live

closer + prettier than ever

Yes, I'm back.

God of Squirrels

The grad students did it

A sphincter says what?

Evil, undead Chihuahua

God of Squirrels

An old, sappy, and happy one.

God of Squirrels

Are you one, Herbert?