word smiths.....come out where ever you are...

[CACTUSWENDY]

I'm needing some phrases or words that my demons can throw at each other or 'think'.

This is a YA humor/dark/paranormal...etc. and some that I came up with are...(I don't want to use the same ones over and over.)

Ass wipe
turds for brains
don't get your panties in a bunch
who died and made you the Devil?
tizzy fit
commiption fit


I need to pick your brains for some insults of this nature. Try not to post any real dirty ones. lol Thanks for your input.

[David McAfee]

Butt Nugget (my daughter introduced that one to our vocabulary)

[Prozyan]

Butt Nugget

And its second-cousin: Butt Nutt

[dobiwon]

Maybe you could work in one of my personal favorites from many, many, many years ago: If I had a dog with a face like yours, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

[NeuroFizz]

Give us a brief description. Do they have horns? Look like normal humans? Are they the equivalent of teens, or hang around them? Are they isolated from humans most of the time, so they wouldn't pick up on human expressions?

Do they sport afros?

[HoraceJames]

Do you have an obscenity level I can work with here? Most of mine are xxxxxx but could be toned down.

If it's a boy, name it hairy-shouldered cat f*****r, and if it's a girl we'll call it sp**m-burping gutterslut.

I gotta million of 'em...

[Pike]

Since this is a YA story then I'll refrain from George Carlin's Incomplete List of Dirty Words - but there's some beauts in there.

David stole Butt Nugget, but there's always Butt Cheese, Turd Muncher, Great Excuse For Contraception, Fecel Face, Fart Knocker, Bung Bandit, Barfbag, Squatted Dog, Collostemy King, Dudely No-Nuts, Crater Face to name a few.

[rsmccoy]

Butt munch
Dickweed
Dirt chute cowboy
Dinkus
Wuss
Candy Ass
Dipstick
Don't get your horns in a twist
Satan's favorite
Your mama was half human
You'd f**k a tree if you thought there was a snake in it
I going to stick my hoof so far up your ass that your going to taste brimstone
I'm going to beat your ass till it barks like a fox
You were spawned late the day they handed out brains
Are you eye ballin' me BOY??

[DeeCaudill]

Brimstone bimbo
___'s not the sharpest fang in the maw
___ couldn't even posses Regan if its life depended on it.
Sweetbile
Ol' doe eyes
An exorcism waiting to happen (or pea soup)

[Williebee]

Your mom was a housewife from Queens.
Your dad was the tooth fairy.
Elf licker.
Troll sucker.
Go polish your halo/wings/harp.
Didn't you leave your Lucky Charms somewhere?
You couldn't hex a harpie.
Go back to Disney.

[rsmccoy]

Your mom was a housewife from Queens.
Your dad was the tooth fairy.
Elf licker.
Troll sucker.
Go polish your halo/wings/harp.
Didn't you leave your Lucky Charms somewhere?
You couldn't hex a harpie.
Go back to Disney.

Nice!! If I were a demon, I would be pissed

[HoraceJames]

Okay, sorry, didn't see the "YA" thing.

My personal favorite: turd fondler. Combines well with most of the following:

buttmunch
slag for brains
maggotbreath
rat-eater
toad-stomper
dirt-eating freak
pencil-necked geek
scab-licker
puppy-slapper
kitten-kicker

Really, it's just a matter of combining a few 1 & 2 syllable words, lots of "s" "b" "k" "-er" "ing" sounds.

milk-sniffing pickle-farmer

[Prozyan]

One from my younger days:

Buttscuz

[Unique]

my favorite, via my niece: scum sucking bottom dweller

others:
mouth breather
heinyock
dick with ears <<<---oldie but goodie

[KTC]

Butt Nugget (my daughter introduced that one to our vocabulary)


I have one request of you. Thank your daughter for me.

[Captain Howdy]

Here's one from antiquity: "Quit dragging your axle in waltz time" (courtesy the movie High School Confidential which is so chock full of 50s era JDspeak it will make you fall off the roof)

[Bmwhtly]

Insults for Demons?

"I've seen Girl Scouts eviler than you"

"The only soul you've brought to hell is that 10-year old who sold it to get out of Piano lessons"

[David McAfee]

This one is not for the easily offended (and probably not right for a YA book, anyway), but when I was in middle school the popular insult among my particular group of friends was sperm-gurgling cunt muscle.

[NeuroFizz]

Dragon guano

[rsmccoy]

This one is not for the easily offended (and probably not right for a YA book, anyway), but when I was in middle school the popular insult among my particular group of friends was sperm-gurgling cunt muscle.


Wow, tough crowd:cry:

[Haggis]

Let's remember to keep 'em YA, folks. :)

[David McAfee]

Wow, tough crowd:cry:
Well, you know how 13 year old boys can be when they get together... Foul-mouthed hooligans, the lot of us.

[CACTUSWENDY]

Wow. I could not get on the computer the rest of yesterday, and missed all this input. You guys rock. lol

These are priceless, and I will be adding them into my stuff.
THANKS A TON.

(You all really had friends that talked this way....? Cool.)

[David McAfee]

Wow. I could not get on the computer the rest of yesterday, and missed all this input. You guys rock. lol

These are priceless, and I will be adding them into my stuff.
THANKS A TON.

(You all really had friends that talked this way....? Cool.)

Oh, yeah. Boys at that age can be pretty tacky, even disgusting. I remember it quite well, even if it was 22 years ago.

[Prozyan]

(You all really had friends that talked this way....? Cool.)

Friends? Once upon a time when I was a Marine, I named one of my squad leaders Buttnutt and the other Buttscuz. :Shrug:

The names for the third and fourth ones aren't appropriate for YA :D

[Unique]

(You all really had friends that talked this way....? Cool.)


Where do you think this stuff comes from, eh?

'Ya drano swilling screech monkey....'

[Broadswordbabe]

Errrm - wouldn't demons insult each other differently? I mean, if they're evil, and being evil is A Good Thing for demons, wouldn't they use insults like 'puppy cuddler' and 'cat rescuer' and 'one-who-helps-old-ladies-across-the-street'?
'Oy, Nice Boy!'
'Who you calling Nice you halo-headed flowerbud?"
You know. Like that. ;)

[David McAfee]

Ha!

You Puppy-Cuddling Old Lady Helper!

I like it! :D

[CACTUSWENDY]

Very good insight on this broads.........

Never thought of it that way....thanks.

See, it takes an outside mind to see things as they should be.....lol

I can make all of these with some 'nice' stuff.

[David McAfee]

Very good insight on this broads.........

Never thought of it that way....thanks.

See, it takes an outside mind to see things as they should be.....lol

I can make all of these with some 'nice' stuff.
Insight on what broads?

[dobiwon]

Wendy,
You've got great sources right here, for example:

You can't even compete with David McAfee's avatar.
Chihuahua piddle.
BASOS reject.
Fizz fuzz.
Cactus cootie.

[CACTUSWENDY]

Reaches out and hugs Dobi....lol

Okay gang. I tried to insert the 'evil' talk. And it falls flat. The humor is gone. So will stick with the 'talk' that we would find insulting. If I was making a whole new world like they do in fanasty then it might work. But it comes out lame with the way I have it now. Maybe down the line I can do something along those lines.

So, will be using the put downs as we see them. See, it pays to get the minds here at work on this stuff. It's why we are called.....

BASOS and we Rule! :e2headban

[Broadswordbabe]

Never mind, maybe someone else can use the 'nice' insults!

Ya big bunch of kitten-snugglers.

[Williebee]

Puppy cuddler's a good one.

Maybe "I've seen better fangs on an Easter Bunny."

:)

[Haggis]

Maybe "I've seen better fangs on an Easter Bunny."

:)

That might not work.

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh190/viva_las_vegas69/EAsterEvilBunny.jpg

[Kerr]

Holy Mother of McCree! That's one brave baby! Makes me think of my G-daughter, 17 months and loves our talking head. It cracks her up every time. She claps to make it go again but won't go too near. Now, she's started wearing a monster hand at home and scaring a friend's older baby daughter. She goes "RAH!" and waves her hand. I'm creating monsters. LOL I guess that counts for YA horror.