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Shamisen

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Hi everyone!

I am so thrilled to have finally found this forum. I have, for some time, wanted to find a serious place to go for advice, and to give advice where I can. I hope I'll be accepted into your community.

Well, a little about myself. I'm 28, a woman, English and living in London for a few more months, when I will return to my native Devon with my partner and our pet rats. I studied English at University and then went on to complete a teaching degree and have taught English literature and language at secondary school level. I am not teaching at the moment but hope to be again by the start of next year.

I wrote my first novel between the ages of 13-15; a book about foxes with a higher death-count then any Tarantino film. I was forever being told that it was like 'The Animals of Farthing Wood' which was rubbish - it happened to be my favourite book but it was nothing like it plot-wise. It was, ahem, a bit of a rip-off of Watership Down though...

When I was 20 I wrote a novel called the Plague Girl, set in 14th Century Devon. It's not very good :) They do say you have to write 10'000 pages of crap before you start writing the good stuff though. I'll get there eventually. The book can be read here: http://www.vermin-realm.com/plaguegirl/index.html It's very cliched!

Now I am writing two novels and one book for younger children, although I am focusing on my YA. And no doubt I will need a lot of help along the way!
 

Maryn

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Gee, I heard a million words of crap. I'm well past that, still writing drivel!

Anyway, howdy-howdy-howdy from AW. A pleasure to have you join us.

Maryn, glad to meet you
 

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Greetings and welcome aboard :welcome:
 

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:welcome: A big hi from this side of the pond. I have a friend who lives in Devon!
 

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Hi everyone!

I am so thrilled to have finally found this forum. I have, for some time, wanted to find a serious place to go for advice, and to give advice where I can. I hope I'll be accepted into your community.

Well, a little about myself. I'm 28, a woman, English and living in London for a few more months, when I will return to my native Devon with my partner and our pet rats. I studied English at University and then went on to complete a teaching degree and have taught English literature and language at secondary school level. I am not teaching at the moment but hope to be again by the start of next year.

I wrote my first novel between the ages of 13-15; a book about foxes with a higher death-count then any Tarantino film. I was forever being told that it was like 'The Animals of Farthing Wood' which was rubbish - it happened to be my favourite book but it was nothing like it plot-wise. It was, ahem, a bit of a rip-off of Watership Down though...

When I was 20 I wrote a novel called the Plague Girl, set in 14th Century Devon. It's not very good :) They do say you have to write 10'000 pages of crap before you start writing the good stuff though. I'll get there eventually. The book can be read here: http://www.vermin-realm.com/plaguegirl/index.html It's very cliched!

Now I am writing two novels and one book for younger children, although I am focusing on my YA. And no doubt I will need a lot of help along the way!

Um I just read the prologue to Plague Girl, and I wouldn't call it crap at all. Actually, I think you should put it on Lulu. The prologue caught my attention enough that I would read the whole thing, if I could get it in book form...in other words, I would buy it. I have an aversion to reading books on my computer. It makes my eyes hurt. Let us know if you decide to make it available for purchase!
 

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Hello from Quebec, Canada!

Love the Brits, I like their dry humour...

You'll love this forum, it's addictive!
 

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Welcome to AW. Hope you enjoy your stay with us.

How do you like your popcorn?
 

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Greetings fellow Brit!!
 

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And no doubt I will need a lot of help along the way!

Welcome to AW. You'll find all the help you need on this site. The forums are full of interesting and informative threads, and there are always friendly, knowledgeable people willing to answer questions or critique your work, especially if you contribute to critiques yourself. I'll hope to see some of your work posted.
 

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:welcome:

Only 10,000 pages of crap? Wow. I should be hitting "awesome" soon. How many pages til you get to "awesome" and not just "mediocre?" :D
 

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Hi again shamisen (from a fellow Brit). We met already on your thread about London barrow-girl dialect, and I'd like to say I applaud the way you thanked, and named, everyone who responded.

Cheers and enjoy.
 
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