rep pointz

[Tburger]

I just got 50 rep points - does that mean I get a million bucks? Dinner with my dream agent? A t-shirt? :)

[awatkins]

Yes. Congratulations. :D

[brianm]

Actually, the prize for getting 50 rep points is cleaning the mods' lounge. They're a messy lot, so I recommend wearing boots. Knee high or waders. It's a wee bit 'deep' in there. :D

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

And an oxygen mask.

Don't forget the oxygen mask. Essential.

If you wanna survive, that is.

[Matera the Mad]

I hear you get a T-shirt at 1000.



Dunno if it fits though.

[Haggis]

Congrats, T. :D

[StoryG27]

Haggis is only smiling because now you have to follow him around for a day cleaning up all his accidents.

[Haggis]

Haggis is only smiling because now you have to follow him around for a day cleaning up all his accidents.

They're not "accidents."

[Matera the Mad]

Ugh. I already have a T-shirt with a chihuahua on it.

[Tburger]

Everyone is making fun of me! :e2tomato: When I become a famous writer making just under five thousand dollars a year on royalties, you'll all rue the day...

:e2fight:

[brianm]

Do the royals pay that much? I understood they were a tight lot.

Hey, I'm still waiting for my wee pony that was meant to be in my welcome basket when I joined AW. I got the piece of shrubbery that promptly withered up and died. But not the pony.

[dpaterso]

This older thread may help clarify the rep points vs. rewards system <whistles innocently and shuffles away...>

Tell me about Rep Points
http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=49256

-Derek

[Tburger]

Dpaterso - thanks for the link. That's more like it!

*turns and shouts at his butler* Johnson - get my list and find Dpaterso's name! Got it? Take him off. That's right, he's earned a reprieve...

[Sophia]

Boring, proper answer, ahoy!

What are the reputation levels? (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10217)

[wacker]

Did you suck up to the mods so you can have these 50 points. Darn! Darn! I thought grovelling was going to help me achieve some points too. No it only makes them want to abuse me, by getting m to clean their offices or toilets and so on. I have no wish to be knee deep in rotten stinking smelly sewage, So I think I will have to ask you guys and gals to "feed me" some points. PLEASE! PLEASE! I DON'T WANT TO BE A LOSER ALL MY LIFE... JUST A FEW POINT EACH (if only to make it look charitable.) :) :)

[auntybug]

Dude (ette?)... this (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44734) is the rep begging thread. Have at it :D

[Yeshanu]

This older thread may help clarify the rep points vs. rewards system <whistles innocently and shuffles away...>

Tell me about Rep Points
http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=49256

-Derek

Okay, I've looked up this link, and here's a quote from that thread:

500 points gets you a hot date with a "rep point girl" (you'll receive a list of volunteers, with naked pics).

Okay. So I hit five hundred, and didn't get those pics or my date. I hit one thousand. Still no pics or date. Now I'm at well over fifteen hundred.

So does that mean I get three hot dates with one rep point girl, or one hot date with three rep point girls? :D

[smoothseas]

Just think, if everybody who posted on this thread left you a rep point, you'd have about 15 more....

[Yeshanu]

I want to be one of those people who has more rep points than posts. :D

[Unique]

So does that mean I get three hot dates with one rep point girl, or one hot date with three rep point girls? :D
I thought you were one of the rep point girls.

[auntybug]

I want to be one of those people who has more rep points than posts. :D

it's hard work ;)

[Susie]

Well, I'm still waiting for my jaguar, oh, yeah and my chocolate bar. :D

[auntybug]

Well, I'm still waiting for my jaguar, oh, yeah and my chocolate bar. :D

...says the one of few that have more reps than me :(
:hi: Sooz!

[Susie]

aww, shucks, ya let out my secret. :D ((((HUGS)))) :hi:

[Ageless Stranger]

Since when did we start ending rep points with a z? What are we? A kids saturday morning cartoon show?

I demand answers!

[Ageless Stranger]

Yep, did it this morning.

If the points don't come, there will be pain.

[TheIT]

So does that mean I get three hot dates with one rep point girl, or one hot date with three rep point girls? :D

But are there dates with rep point guys for us female AW'ers? Fair's fair, after all.

:D

[Ageless Stranger]

But are there dates with rep point guys for us female AW'ers? Fair's fair, after all.

:D

Who told you that lie?

[TheIT]

Who told you that lie?

Mathematics: FAIR = FAIR

[TheIT]

*cough* I may take partial responsibility for that. It was the only way i could get rep points out of her, i swear...:D

:scared:

[Ageless Stranger]

Mathematics: FAIR = FAIR

You had to get maths involved, didn't you?

[Ageless Stranger]

We should start a franchise. Branch out. Take over the world.


Y'know? The McDonald's route.

[Ageless Stranger]

Yet somewhat. . .poetic.

Do you think a mod's gonna kick our ass for this meandering tangent?

[TheIT]

Yet somewhat. . .poetic.

Do you think a mod's gonna kick our ass for this meandering tangent?

I told you it was all about mathematics.

:D

[auntybug]

OMG...I'm trying to drunk book a flight...drunk repping while trying to do so helps soften the blow... you two are a hoot & 1/2...

damn...did I just say hoot?? thats like whoopsidaisies... yeah...just watched Nodding Hill :)

carry on :D

[Ageless Stranger]

We could start a sitcom!

Two men and a hoot!

Well, I thought it was funny.

[auntybug]

IDGAF... y'all are getting sex smiley reps....

golly gee... did I just say y'all....

crap..I golly gee'd..

Where the hell did Silver King put that drunk thread...

[auntybug]

We could start a sitcom!

Two men and a hoot!

Well, I thought it was funny.

Fecking A.. :roll:

Where have you been all my AW? ;)

[Ageless Stranger]

Whoa, I just hit the rep jack pot!

All those tokens really did pay off!

[Ageless Stranger]

Yes, but there might be some kids asking their parents embarrassing questions (if the same rep pack is sent to everybody in the Supa Repz Friendz Fan Club, that is).

Lies solve everything. . .

Unless the children find out and become emotionally scarred.

In which case the next lies had better be good ones.

[auntybug]

You need to send the form to me in triplicate.
I keep one
one goes to Mac
& the other gets burned so the commies don't get it :D

[Ageless Stranger]

Yes, but i may never be able to look at my banana the same way...

(you would have to see my reps to understand)


I'm not certain I want to understand. There were somethings that man was not meant to know.

[Ageless Stranger]

You need to send the form to me in triplicate.
I keep one
one goes to Mac
& the other gets burned so the commies don't get it :D


The commies? Yeah, I'd better go take care off them.

Backing away slowy Isaac? I'm jumping on my bantha. . .

Who covered my bantha in excrement???

[Ageless Stranger]

Isaac, I think I now understand what you mean about your banana. . .I got one too!

[auntybug]

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/dance001.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Okay...been too much fun...TTFN :D

[Ageless Stranger]

So it's safe to come out?

There will be no more copulating fruit?

(Imagine how weird that sounds to someone else. . .)

[Ageless Stranger]

I feel so dirty. . .

[Matera the Mad]

I has got pointz. Where do I click for the male strippers? :(

[Ageless Stranger]

We don't have strippers, but Isaac could show you things that would leave you with a deep fear of bananas.

There must be a hotline for this kind of trauma.

[Fenika]

Backing away slowy Isaac? I'm jumping on my bantha. . .

Who covered my bantha in excrement???

Your Bantha! I've been searching for her for an hour! You take my poor Bantha through the car wash and get her back to the bar, ya hear.

I feel so dirty. . .

That my be a literal and permanent condition if you don't get my Bantha super clean, super fast

:D ... I mean, :rant:

Cheers!

[Ageless Stranger]

Maybe we should just burn this place down and salt the earth.

And get showers. Many, many showers.

[auntybug]

There must be a hotline for this kind of trauma.

1-800-aun-tbug

[Ageless Stranger]

Your Bantha! I've been searching for her for an hour! You take my poor Bantha through the car was and get her back to the bar, ya hear.



That my be a literal and permanent condition if you don't get my Bantha super clean, super fast

:D ... I mean, :rant:

Cheers!

I love how understanding you are Bahamutchild. Someone's bantha is getting laxatives!

[Fenika]

I love how understanding you are Bahamutchild. Someone's bantha is getting laxatives!

Egad, if you do I'm teleporting her to your bedroom :tongue

[Ageless Stranger]

And here's what happens when the Mods step away for their supper. Sigh.

And that was a short word from our sponsor; Mister Grey.

[TheIT]

That's all right, I'm still trying to figure out why they think I'm an owl. That's a cat in my avatar.

[Ageless Stranger]

That's Sir Mister Grey to you. Good for the goose is good for the gander.


Damn, hoistered by my own petard.

[Fenika]

Sowie - post deleted...

Hehe, if anything I crossed the line. Reply deleted.

[Ageless Stranger]

That's all right, I'm still trying to figure out why they think I'm an owl. That's a cat in my avatar.

Some of us are on the Spice. We see the truth of things.

[auntybug]

Be kind to Kevin...he just learned to rep :D

[Matera the Mad]

It is better to give than to receive :D

[Yeshanu]

I'm glad somebody's back to talking about repz. After two and a half pages of bananas (all posted while I was away at work) I was beginning to forget what the actual topic of this thread was...

[TheIT]

I'm glad somebody's back to talking about repz. After two and a half pages of bananas (all posted while I was away at work) I was beginning to forget what the actual topic of this thread was...

Rates of exchange for rep points?

:D

[dpaterso]

<groan> Who woke up the old thread? 'Fess up. It was having such a *nice* sleep...

-Derek

[Matera the Mad]

Shhh...it's all right, it was only a dream.

[Fenika]

Well, technically...it isn't. Cat's aren't plastic. Sorry to be the one to tell you...that is not a real cat.

Maybe in your reality it isn't. Just sayin'

[Matera the Mad]

cat's what aren't plastic?


snark snark snark

[Fenika]

That's not a misused apostrophe. That's just your reality shifting. :D

[Ageless Stranger]

<groan> Who woke up the old thread? 'Fess up. It was having such a *nice* sleep...

-Derek


I don't suppose you'd believe that a monkey did it?

[Ageless Stranger]

I'm willing to accept that theory. If it was you who awoke the beast, that is.


You are aware, that it has been known, that from time to time and once in a blue moon, I am occasionally innocent?

No really.

[Fenika]

That goodness I wasn't sipping my tea or you'd owe me a new keyboard and monitor, Ageless

[Ageless Stranger]

That goodness I wasn't sipping my tea or you'd owe me a new keyboard and monitor, Ageless


I'd owe you a piano and a lizard?

*dashes*

[Fenika]

Those would be acceptable substitutes... *Imagines herself as a famous lounge player with a monitor perched on her shoulder*

Nah, nvm. I'd never get the poop stains out.

[Ageless Stranger]

Those would be acceptable substitutes... *Imagines herself as a famous lounge player with a monitor perched on her shoulder*

Nah, nvm. I'd never get the poop stains out.

Surely lizard excrement is no harder to clean than say, bantha excrement?

[TheIT]

Well, technically...it isn't. Cats aren't plastic. Sorry to be the one to tell you...that is not a real cat.

Seeing as how clay is magical in my fantasy universe, my statue could be much more than simply a cat.

:e2teeth:

:D

[Matera the Mad]

But doesn't plastic absorb and block magic? (real cats are loaded with magic! :tongue )